The Socially Awkward Penguin Game!!

[Sleekgiant]

YOU DIE FROM A HEART ATTACK

You learn how to speak a second language

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

YOU GET YOUR TONGUE CUT OFF BEFORE YOU CAN EVER SPEAK IT

You learn to fly a plain.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

SHE BLOCKS YOU

You corrected my spelling
[sup]That's what I had. Uncertainty and sudden retardation made me change it to something wrong.[/sup]

 

[Gigaguy64]

I CHANGED IT INTO SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT

You give change to a homeless man.

 

[Impluse_101]

I'M SURE YOU WANTED TO SAY PLANE.

You learn to fly a plane.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

BUT PENGUINS CAN'T FLY!

I shat on the floor.

 

[elementsoul]

USE POO AS PLAY DOH!

Blow load early while having sex.

 

[Gigaguy64]

BUT WHERE IS THE WOMAN?

You go to the movies with a friend

 

[Queen Michael]

Friend is blind

You go to a comic book store and ask for the latest issue of Deadpool.

 

[Impluse_101]

WHATS THE SIMPSONS?

Hehehehhehe....Homer.

 

[SeanTheSheep]

SOMEONE ASKS YOU WHY YOU ARE LAUGHING

You decide to walk home.

 

[Tharwen]

YOU HAVE NO FEET

You eat a sandvich.

 

[Impluse_101]

YOU PROBABLY MENT SANDWICH

How do you spell Probably?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

ITs SPELT P-R-O-B-A-B-L-I-E-Z-X-I-MA

You decipher the above statement.

 

[Impluse_101]

IT SPELLS B-O-L-O-G-N-A!

Bologna!

 

[Sleekgiant]

ITS OUT OF DATE

You go on a date

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

SHE SLAPS YOU AND STORMS OUT WHEN YOU ASK HER WHERE SHE'S FROM.

You see her again.

 

[Sleekgiant]

SHE'S YOUR EX!???!

You go on another date