The Socially Awkward Penguin Game!!

[Impluse_101]

YOU FIND ONLY HALF OF THE HOUSE, THE REST IS WITH BILL IN ACCOUNTING

You set out on a long and hard quest to find Bill in accounting and kill him

 

[Ye Olde Hobo]

HE TURNS OUT TO BE A COOKIE FROM THE FUTURE

You go and fight Mike Tyson.

 

[KiruTheMant]

HE BECOMES THE TYSONHULK

You play E.T. 64.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

YOU LIKE IT

You play Superman on the commodore 64.

 

[MachoFern]

YOUR EYES BLEED(opps, posted late, that was meant for the one above the one above me)

REDO:SHE IS A FAT LARD

You trip on a flat surface

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

YOU LAND ON SHARP ROCKS

Your body managed to take it!

 

[MachoFern]

NO IT DIDN'T, YOU ARE IMAGINING THINGS, YOU RIPPED OUT THE PHONE LAST WEEK AFTER THE LOAN SHARKS KEPT CALLING, IF YOU DIDN'T TAKE DRUGS (WHICH YOU TOOK OUT A LOAN FOR) YOU WOULDN'T BE IN THIS SITUATION

You walk around in an abstract room white on all sides

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

YOU'RE IN A SANITARIUM, YOU DAMN NUT!

You get out of the sanitarium.

 

[j1-2themax]

ONLY TO WALK INTO ANOTHER SANITARIUM!!!

You go towards the light.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

IT WAS JUST A FREIGHT TRAIN GOING YOUR WAY

You got the reference.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I DIDN'T GET REFERED!
Like that?

You eat your pants.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

YOU CHOKE

Somebody performs the Heinrich maneuver

 

[SeanTheSheep]

THE GUY SMELLS LIKE COLESLAW

You go to bed

 

[BrailleOperatic]

YOU GO TO THE WRONG BED

You ask a lovely young lady to dinner.

 

[SeanTheSheep]

SHE ISN'T A LADY

You turn on your computer

 

[Pm0n3y]

INSTANT BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH

You catch a cold

 

[BrailleOperatic]

YOU THINK IT'S HERPES!

You cook a pancake.

 

[Impluse_101]

THATS MADE OF NOT HERPES

Holy crap this threads alive again?