The Socially Awkward Penguin Game!!

[BrailleOperatic]

NO! YOU'VE DIED AND GONE TO IT!

You attend your sister's wedding.

 

[SteakHeart]

YOU'RE THE GROOM.

You join the SCP Foundation as D-Class personell on Keter duty.
[sub]I don't expect anyone to get what I'm talking about.[/sub]

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

YOU DON'T GET WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT

You remember something important.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

IT WAS FEED YOUR CHILD

You go to the gas station.

 

[Cinnamonfloss]

BUT YOU HAVE NO CAR.

You open your front door.

 

[SteakHeart]

IT'S THE MIB.
[sub]Hail Fire, if you want to get the reference, look up SCP Foundation. It's a good read, and scary at times.[/sub]

You take a bite of a candy bar.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

IT'S BEEN CHEWED ON BY A DOG.

You find your keys.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

YOUR CASSEROLE LAST NAMED SEEMED CRUNCHY

You meet an ornithologist.

 

[Cinnamonfloss]

YOURE A BIRD.

You meet a dentist.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

YOU ARE BEING PECKED ON THE SKULL BY A WOODPECKER.

You step onto an escalator.

 

[SteakHeart]

THE DOWN ESCALATOR.

You make a godawful pun.

 

[Cinnamonfloss]

NO ONE GETS IT.

You breathe in

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

IT'S CIGAR SMOKE

You breathe out.

 

[SteakHeart]

IT'S YOUR LAST BREATH.

You take a hot chick back to your place.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

SHE'S A TRAP.

You trip and fall.

 

[Cinnamonfloss]

INTO A WHALES MOUTH.

You have some pie.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

SWEENEY TODD HELPED MAKE IT.

You drink some tea.

 

[Cinnamonfloss]

YOURE ALLERGIC TO TEA.

You walk your dog

 

[BrailleOperatic]

INTO A MOVING BUS

You pet a wild armadillo.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

IT HAS RABIES.

You buy a car.