The Socially Awkward Penguin Game!!

[Broken Orange]

WHAT THE? I DON'T EVEN KNOW?

I give a man his wallet, that he dropped.

 

[Yureina]

ITS ACTUALLY YOUR WALLET.

You go into your first day at your new job.

 

[Sleekgiant]

YOU GET LAID OFF

You buy a new car

 

[KiruTheMant]

IT HAS ONLY A DRAWING OF AN ENGINE AND THE DEALERSHIP WAS MADE OF CARDBOARD.

You enter a Category 4 Apocalypse(Zombies)

 

[BloodyThoughts]

I CAN HAZ FRIEND!?
[sub]Am I doing it right?[/sub]

You eat a taco.

 

[Hussmann54]

it was a hamburger in disguies.

you go on an all expenses paid trip around the world

 

[Vitor Goncalves]

Mounted in a 3 legged donkey!

You catch the bus to work

 

[Sleekgiant]

ITS A DEMOTION

You win the lottery

 

[Gigaguy64]

LOTTERY WAS HELD WEEKS AGO


You get a new suit

 

[Sleekgiant]

ITS A LEISURE SUIT

You get three wishes

 

[Gigaguy64]

FORGET WHERE YOU PUT THE LAMP

You go to the Arcade

 

[Impluse_101]

YOU REMEMBERED THAT THERE IS NO ARCADE.

You play Braid and find out what it's story truly is about.

 

[Impluse_101]

......IT'S ABOUT THE ATOMIC BOMB JACKOFFS.

The atomic bomb makes you jackoff...

 

[Sleekgiant]

THIS THREAD GOT WEIRD

You lock the thread

 

[Broken Orange]

YOU AREN'T A MOD!

You help a old lady cross the street

 

[Tesgami]

YOU BOTH GET HIT BY A MOPPED!

You inherit millions of dollars.

 

[Sleekgiant]

ITS PESOS

You eat some nachos

 

[Broken Orange]

YOU GET DIARRHEA!

You save a kitty from a tree.