"Guess not" Alister chuckled to himself.
"Well," he began. "when I'm in a fight, see, I get stronger the more people I've got helping me. I've also got this ability, if you could call it that. When I talk to people, it's really easy to see my way of thinking. I suppose you could call it super-persuasion. That's all the natural stuff I got on my own. Beyond that, I have this."
Alister unzipped his hoodie, removing a large sword.
"Don't ask how I managed to hide this. It's called Excalibur, but I assume you already know about it. It turns out, beyond its own abilities, it gives whoever wields it extreme agility and a good head for combat, for lack of better terms."
"And finally, well, you know those stories about the Holy Grail? I don't know if the stories about where it come from are true, but the grail itself is. I managed to get a few sips from it during a trip to the Middle East. It gave me a... well, I don't know what I'd call it. I'm a lot healthier and I don't seem to take as much damage from things."
Alister leaned back, his explanation finally finished. "And that's about it. What do you do?"
"Well," he began. "when I'm in a fight, see, I get stronger the more people I've got helping me. I've also got this ability, if you could call it that. When I talk to people, it's really easy to see my way of thinking. I suppose you could call it super-persuasion. That's all the natural stuff I got on my own. Beyond that, I have this."
Alister unzipped his hoodie, removing a large sword.
"Don't ask how I managed to hide this. It's called Excalibur, but I assume you already know about it. It turns out, beyond its own abilities, it gives whoever wields it extreme agility and a good head for combat, for lack of better terms."
"And finally, well, you know those stories about the Holy Grail? I don't know if the stories about where it come from are true, but the grail itself is. I managed to get a few sips from it during a trip to the Middle East. It gave me a... well, I don't know what I'd call it. I'm a lot healthier and I don't seem to take as much damage from things."
Alister leaned back, his explanation finally finished. "And that's about it. What do you do?"