The strangest insult you've ever heard...

[Happyfork]

"You shut your mouth when you're talkin' to me!"

I think I love you.

 

[Jimmyjames]

Not so much an insult, but.....

A friend that worked with me in a frame shop had an unusual reply if you asked where something was (a tool, etc...). For example, if you asked, "Where's the hammer?" he'd reply, "If it was up your ass you'd know where it is!"

 

[Mr C]

A mate of mine was fired because he called his boss a "cock chugging thunder ****"

 

[megapenguinx]

the weirdest ever, i would have to say "Fuck Your Couch" i have no fucking idea AT ALL what that is suppose to mean.

I think it's from Chappelle's show. My sister said that to a girl right before a track race. It was epically funny

 

[DoW Lowen]

My friend told a guy to "suck his underwear"

 

[squeekenator]

I find it greatly entertaining that even after 300 posts people are still telling hippykiller where that quote was from, even though he was told multiple times on the first page. Really, why can't people RTFT?

Weirdest insults I've heard was when I called people a refridgerator or watermelon as a joke insult. No-one's ever used any ridiculous insults around me before.

 

[Daye.04]

I find it greatly entertaining that even after 300 posts people are still telling hippykiller where that quote was from, even though he was told multiple times on the first page. Really, why can't people RTFT?

This!
And I have to say that it's odd that it tok about 10 pages for someone (Except Happykiller, of course. He did so in page 8 or 9) to point out that he's been told that enough for him to never forget.

I have to admit taht I find it greatly annoying when people don't read every post, hence posting the same standard two or three times on every page. Seriously. It's as standard as it get. How can you think it's still not done within the first 10 pages?

I mean I get it if people don't want to read every post in 20 pages. But at least do so if there's only five pages! Please?

As for insults .. I don't really think I've got any. Though it's heaps of fun to read all the ridiculous insults people's been posting =D

 

[Joselyn]

a girl called me a "chinchilla"

i walked away scratching my head how is that an insult {its no complement but is still not an insult}

Take it as a compliment! Chinchilla's fur is the most sought after AND expensive animal fur in the Fashion industry......that beeyatch actually complimented you! HA

 

[nova18]

"Shut the fuck up and say that to my face"

Its one or the other