The strangest insult you've ever heard...

[Willwillwritehiswill]

Your mother knits socks in hull!

there were children present.

 

[clicketycrack]

You're being a real flibflab.


I don't think flibflab is a real word so that could actually be a compliment for all I know.

 

[Mutough]

"No YOU'RE a foot."

But to me... "You were aborted." I laughed my ass off because he was being serious.

Best ones gotta be off XBL when you get;
'Why dont you go drink tea and eat crumpets you british *Insert the first word they can think of here*'

I bet if it were me, it'd go "You British Cosby!"

 

[AceDefective]

me- mhh i like this pizza
this guy in the store saying this to me- Thats what she said
me-do in know you your like 40

 

[llewgriff]

Your going to flop more than the next turok!

 

[Gotham Soul]

My favorite is a classic- "You're a load that should've been swallowed!"

I am so stealing that.

Anyway.

Strangest insult I've been called is a Puckken. Neither myself nor my peers to this day knows what it means.

 

[TheIr0nMike]

This was from a youtube video, "You're full of pie".

Also, this was in an Uno game I joined, "I wish you had balls just so I could cut them off" (incase you didn't guess, the insult was directed towards a girl).

 

[amazinglettera]

The strangest I've heard was one I made. My buddy was talking about biscuits for lunch or something and I said "You're a biscuit."

 

[NotAPie]

Well, this fat kid in my school that always insults me...
He didnt insult me but I did
"Fuck you pancake titties"
Just slipped out of my mouth...and very fucking random.
xD best part is we both looked at eachother for like 10 seconds
O_O............
(O-O)..........

 

[ChocoFace]

I said I like the band "The Killers" so this guy said "Well go be emo then!" So I looked at him, with my brown hair, white shirt, jeans, and no cuts on my arms, and said "What?"

Why do all these things even matter when somebody calls you an emo? Especially the cut on the arm thing.

It's stereotypical for emos not to wear the clothes our dear friend Mrsnugglesworth was wearing. Hence, the sentence "Well go be emo then!" was really random/idiotic.

Mine would have to be "You suck dick for breakfast." Told to me by my little brother, who shortly after fell on a knife...3 times in a row...*cough*

 

[matsugawa]

Him: Dude, if I were you, I'd kill myself.
Me: Wow, you must really hate yourself; you can't even commit suicide in your own body.
Him: What?
Me: If you were me, then I'd be you, and killing yourself in my body wouldn't stop me from being me.
Him: Dude, that makes no sense.
Me: And proposing body-swaps for the sake of suicide does?
Him: Man, f*** you!

 

[MelziGurl]

It wasn't as much of an insult as it was strange...

"Do you accept AMEX?"
"No, sorry"
"You're prejudice"
*Blank stare* "Um, what?"

 

[B.cereus]

On a Saturday night I was walking back from my friend's dorm and I had my bag with me and some drunk guy shouted at me "You got a six-pack of study in that bag?" Or another time, also walking back from same friend's dorm, also on a Saturday night, some frat boys were driving around and they barked at me. Like dog barking. I was perplexed to say the least.

 

[DChesebro1]

"YOU ANTIPODEAN FLECK OF BUM-FLUFF!"

 

[BlackKraken]

sausage jockey, bumcheese, weasel fondler, limp prick, wanktank, clunge...
there are so many

 

[OneBig Man]

Some guy said this while i was talking to my friend of xbox live while a match was getting started. The guy just yelled,"SHUT UP FAG, BEFORE I KISS YOU!" i had no reply for it.

 

[Yokai]

I was called a testicle face once by a middle-schooler. I'm not exactly sure what he meant by that. More proof that taking a word rarely used in polite conversation and sticking "face" on the end doesn't necessarily create an insult.

 

[Dantes Alaska]

coagulated cum bubble

heard some high school kid say it on the bus when i was in middle school