The strangest insult you've ever heard...

[hiks89]

my friend zack always calls people whore face

 

[blankedboy]

"Go lick a goat."

 

[MooseRyder]

the weirdest ever, i would have to say "Fuck Your Couch" i have no fucking idea AT ALL what that is suppose to mean.

It's a reference to Chapelle's Show.

Ninja'd.

 

[cainx10a]

"Suck a fart out of my ass."

Two guild leaders arguing over ventrillo. I just didn't know how to react to this one.

 

[lacktheknack]

The response "That's what SHE said..." to a remark about beet farms. Honestly.

 

[chuckman1]

"Your mom's face."
Really?

 

[paladinkratos]

WTF do you think you are doing man?
i told them if they shot me they would die
yeah but i wanted to boost and you killed there whole team
its not my fault they were all crowded around the flag
yeah well ur mom

I had this conversation with one of my friends and it perfectly illustates why ur mom is such a bad joke.

 

[hippykiller]

Okay i posted a answer like a month ago saying mine was "Fuck Yo Couch" and scenes then i have gotten about 12 letters telling me what it means. I NOW KNOW WHAT IT MEANS. YOU CAN ALL STOP TELLING ME!

 

[Mr Frogurt]

When girls say, 'Well you can suck my donkey dick.'

Not only are they implying that they themselves have a 'dick' but it is one of a donkey's!

 

[Eskay]

I bite my thumb at thee.

I read this out loud in high school and the first words out of my mouth afterwards were "What the Fuck?"

Yes, I did get sent to the office for this but I didn't really care because I had been sent there for worse things many times before.

Ah Shakespeare, now that man could insult you. Not that you'd be able to tell...

 

[742]

i was onece called a tripod as a child. it was confusing, to say the least, and to this day i dont know if the person who said it was retarded or not.

 

[Hunde Des Krieg]

I bite my thumb at thee.

I read this out loud in high school and the first words out of my mouth afterwards were "What the Fuck?"

Yes, I did get sent to the office for this but I didn't really care because I had been sent there for worse things many times before.

Biting your thumb at someone used to be akin to flipping the bird.

 

[SimSquid92]

Kinda like "Ya steroid-taking NUT MONKEY"

 

[the captain]

I bite my thumb at thee.

I read this out loud in high school and the first words out of my mouth afterwards were "What the Fuck?"

Yes, I did get sent to the office for this but I didn't really care because I had been sent there for worse things many times before.

Biting your thumb at someone used to be akin to flipping the bird.

Yeah, the teacher explained that to us right before she sent me to the office.

 

[Schwad]

A bunch of tweens from my old boy scout troop took the "your mom" thing one incredibly moronic step further by saying "your mom in a box." I don't know where they get these stupid insults from...maybe because they think random = funny by default? What I hate is that there's no real way to understand funny; it's just something you have to grow into, which makes for really awkward phases around the 8-13 age block.

 

[axelmaxima]

"you have a dinosuar head!"

OH....NO....SHE.....DIDN'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Fairee]

My gran always used to say, she's no better than she should be about girls she didn't approve of (short skirts, smoking etc.) It was always said in such a derogatory way, but we've never worked out how it could be an insult. Any ideas?

 

[Spacelord]

Something along the lines of "you have too much gel in your hair"

Owch?