The strangest insult you've ever heard...

[purplegothchick]

One that made me giggle recently was "go eat something sharp".

But the strangest I can remember was when I was walking down my street and some twelve year old comes shooting past me on his skateboard with his pants down, then circled back to tell me that I was gay.

He skateboards past you with his pants down and you're the gay one?

 

[Mindex]

the weirdest ever, i would have to say "Fuck Your Couch" i have no fucking idea AT ALL what that is suppose to mean.

It is a quote from the Chappelle show

 

[VTSK]

"Your mum"

1. unfinished sentance
2. no actual insult
3. can easily be turned into a compliment which i do when a sad low life tries it,,,, i say back to them "ya i know she makes awesome food"

4. just sounds plain dumb
5. is actually a cheap version of a yo momma joke but some idot thought it would be cool to just say the yo mom part and it will be even more cool (which it is not)

6. the devil himself thinks it's a crap and cheap way to insult
7. saying it to god won't work
9. again can be easily countered "hey there watch ya doing ?" other guy says "your mum" origianl guy replies "sigh,, i remember my mum she died so shockingly" other guy instantly relizies he is a offical asshole and tries to apologize then original guy says "HA gotcha ya !!!"

10. most people who say are useally low class and failing

I agree, and as for 9, you could also say, "Did I ever mention how fat and ugly my mom is?" and watch them shudder.

 

[VTSK]

My brother saved over my file on The Godfather and I called him a pil of dog cocks.

 

[frankbooth]

i especially like made-up swear words, my favorite comes from this guy at school "this is BULLFUCK"
i still dont understand

 

[Mindex]

I personally dont have any specific insults, but when I play on live, i mess with people in a fashion that gets them to regret ever making an insult. I do like to quote Yatzee and say, "You have been just upgraded to dickhead." When my friend was playing Go, he yelled at another one of my other friends and says, "You smell like K-Mart!"

 

[51gunner]

It wasn't directed at a person, but rather at a bar by the comedian onstage:

"Oh Gingers. I'll always think of you when I piss into my cupped hand and snort the smell of fresh urine." (or something like that.)

 

[JenXXXJen]

I've been called a black ***** once, which is slightly odd considering I'm whiter than a sheet. Perhaps they were caught up in the moment?

 

[CRAVE CASE 55]

A kid i once got into a heated argument with as in i was two steps away from kicking his ass so i proved him wrong he got pissed and called me a scruffy nerfhurder i laughed so hardd i was in tears on the ground.

 

[Pimppeter2]

"Fuck you in the ass"

Im a guy, were else would you fuck me?

 

[Malidictuim]

Me: Back to the wall, fa__ot on patrol!
Him: ???
Me: That's you Michael....
Him: I don't get it...
Me: If you were smart you'd get it!
Him: I don't wanna be smart!
Me: .....

Anyone wanna explain that to me?

Another incident with the same kid:
Him: Haha! You're in year 12. You must be a nerdy fa__ot.
Me: *LOLed, shook my head*
Him: Why don't you go play with your calculator?
Me: Why bother? I can just stand here and laugh at you!
Him: Grrrrr.

Lol. People are stupid....

 

[Wolf Blade]

Someone once called me a "chinese checker" like it was an insult.

 

[The Overmatt]

said by me to some pig eyed brick **** house who then tried/failed to attack me before "falling" off a first floor balcony on to a full dance floor.

"your hemaphridite sister has bigger balls than you"

In my defence he knocked my pint over.

If that's all you did in that case I'd say he got off light.
Also, bravo. I'm gonna remember that one.

 

[Aleate]

I have 2 words:
"Ravenous Monkey-butt"
Someone called me that one Xbox Live once, and it has "traumatized" me, so I shall never forget it... and by traumatized, i mean i fell down laughing and hurt my wrist.

 

[atv_chic_18]

"You're short and don't look your age."

Yeah since when has not looking your age been so evil? I mean seriously most people would love to look 2 years younger than they really are. I always get told I look 18 and I'm 22. Yeah at least when I turn 40 that I won't look it

 

[Mythbhavd]

Heard a kid yell at another, "Your mom went to college!" I still haven't figured out how that's a bad thing.

 

[Noamuth]

"You FUCK."

It was just pure laziness. o.o

 

[StickManRampage]

I remember I pissed off this little kid in some stupid pokemon chat because I scammed him out of some legit legendary lol. The entire time he was asking me if i would really scam a little 10 year old kid and after about an hour of me not replying to his pleads he said, and I quote;

"Go fuck a male Pikachu!"

I really did not know what to say...

 

[wewontdie11]

"Yea well I wouldn't spit in your face if your moustache was on fire!"

Things wrong with this statement:
1. I don't have a moustache.
2. Even if I had one, I strongly doubt it would catch fire in the first place as I wouldn't use any kind of flammable styling products on it.
3. Even if my hypothetical moustache was to spontaneously combust, why the hell is your usual first reaction to spit in the persons face?