The strangest insult you've ever heard...
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Does "Ever heard" include the french insults from Monty Python and the Holy Grail?
"Empty-headed animal food trough wiper" and "cheesy load of second-hand electric donkey-bottom biters" rank as pretty damn strange, I'd say.
"Empty-headed animal food trough wiper" and "cheesy load of second-hand electric donkey-bottom biters" rank as pretty damn strange, I'd say.
I've heard this one before. Never makes any more sense.AkJay said:
Some guy over X-Box Live on COD4 who was a sniper whore said something about tying his shoes since I was down being shot. Made no sense but everyone laughed. I just considered it that great like minded idiots think alike.
I also at times have an odd phrase for some idiotic folks. I call them f**kwits.
I also at times have an odd phrase for some idiotic folks. I call them f**kwits.
Tourette's syndrome provides the best insults. There was a sufferer of said disease hangin out by my local coffee shop who called my friend a "lezbocock" and informed me I'm too flat. I'm not a chick so I can only assume it had no bearing on making any sense.
"Tu Mange de la Pamplemousse!" If this confuses you, "You eat grapefruit!"
I'm serious. A friend of mine made this up and used it as a genuine insult. It freaks people out. It comes up from time to time when she gets really mad.
I'm serious. A friend of mine made this up and used it as a genuine insult. It freaks people out. It comes up from time to time when she gets really mad.
Screaming human jizz jar has always been a favourite of mine.
Toxic waste of blood and organs.
Perhaps the strangest way I've ever been insulted was when a supposedly straight guy at my school insulted my fashion sense, "Oh my god? Chinos? Who even wears those anymore?", he might aswell have insulted my hair braiding skills.
Toxic waste of blood and organs.
Perhaps the strangest way I've ever been insulted was when a supposedly straight guy at my school insulted my fashion sense, "Oh my god? Chinos? Who even wears those anymore?", he might aswell have insulted my hair braiding skills.
Over xbox-live
" You cock juggling thunder ****"
I was baffled. and Immediately thought of a vagina,with arms, juggling disembodied cocks, with lighting shooting out of it. IT was awesome.
" You cock juggling thunder ****"
I was baffled. and Immediately thought of a vagina,with arms, juggling disembodied cocks, with lighting shooting out of it. IT was awesome.
lawl, my new nickname is pamplemouss, i dont like it...Aschenkatza said:
does anyone else's town say dickmouth a lot?
I would have to with the old classic
"Your gay!"
The reason being
A. I am not in fact gay
B. That is really more of a statement then an insult
C. In this modern age that really doesn't mean anything
D. Finally if I was actually gay and this guy just shouted at me 'your gay' what am I going to do? Say 'no I'm not'? If I was openly gay then that really wouldn't insult me because if a gay man is comfortable with his sexuality then how is telling him he's gay an insult.
"Your gay!"
The reason being
A. I am not in fact gay
B. That is really more of a statement then an insult
C. In this modern age that really doesn't mean anything
D. Finally if I was actually gay and this guy just shouted at me 'your gay' what am I going to do? Say 'no I'm not'? If I was openly gay then that really wouldn't insult me because if a gay man is comfortable with his sexuality then how is telling him he's gay an insult.
My cousin got told when he bumped in to some kid "Don't touch me I'm Russian".
It was in a very heavy Russian accent.
It was in a very heavy Russian accent.
I bite my thumb at thee.
I read this out loud in high school and the first words out of my mouth afterwards were "What the Fuck?"
Yes, I did get sent to the office for this but I didn't really care because I had been sent there for worse things many times before.
I read this out loud in high school and the first words out of my mouth afterwards were "What the Fuck?"
Yes, I did get sent to the office for this but I didn't really care because I had been sent there for worse things many times before.
er...thank you?"Fucking breeder..." - San Francisco is a strange place to grow up when you're a straight, white guy who's down for the cause.
Dave Chappelle's Rick James bit...I don't feel like explaining it you'll just have to watch ithippykiller said: