The strangest insult you've ever heard...

[Kogarian]

"Yeah, then why don't you ass-rape me, fa_got?"

My much younger friend said, when I told me he was hyper.

 

[ae86gamer]

I was arguing with my sister once and she called me a d*uchenozzle.

 

[2PieceOrNot2Piece]

"You look like a ballbag blowing in the wind"

Classic

 

[DND Judgement]

i got called a "groff" once and to this day i still don't know what it means...

 

[Zildjin81]

"Veriest vartlet that ever chewed with a tooth!" - William Shakespeare

 

[Metalchair]

i had someone tell "go die in a hole" i don know y

 

[new_age_reject]

"Ah, twat bend!"
Ummmm...?

 

[I Max95]

a girl called me a "chinchilla"

i walked away scratching my head how is that an insult {its no complement but is still not an insult}

 

[MoganFreeman]

One that made me giggle recently was "go eat something sharp".

But the strangest I can remember was when I was walking down my street and some twelve year old comes shooting past me on his skateboard with his pants down, then circled back to tell me that I was gay.

 

[hopeneverdies]

Before you get all over me, I don't hate rap, just dbag people who blare it
DBag Kid: Hey kid, like rap?
Me: Rap sucks.
D K: What do you like, country, little gay kid?
Me: No, rock (although I like a little country, didn't tell him that)
D K: What, do you cut your wrists?

I was wearing a white t shirt and blue jeans

 

[AdmiralWolverineLightningbolt]

hey, nice ears

 

[ManiacalZManiac]

Crotch Pheasant.
Your mom.

Crotch pheasant made me laugh my ass off. xD

 

[Marbas]

I tend to come up with insults that get bonus points for weirdness:

"I hope you die in a tornado of bladed vaginas"
"Fuck you you floating bag of dicks"

 

[Shycte]

I have two.

First, a girl called me a fucking ö.

Ö is a letter in the Swedish alfabeth. It don't make much scence.

The strangest is that another girl once called me out for being "to perfect".

Thanks I guess...

 

[Volucer]

I like the insult that Russell Howard mentioned, where he's walking along and some yob shouts out randomly "yeah, you better keep walking!" That's not an insult, that's not even a threat, it's what you were planning on doing anyway.

 

[CapnGod]

I've insulted my girlfriend merely by investing enough scorn into her last name. Her family? Kinda weird. A lot, really.

 

[irishstormtrooper]

"You trippin'!"

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?

 

[ShameSpear]

Nerf Herder. Someone actually called me a nerf herder in the midst of a road-rage fueled scream-fest.