The strangest insult you've ever heard...

[AngelSword]

The only thing that comes to mind was when I was in Tech school, and it was more of a threat than an insult.

"If I see you wearing these again, I will eat your lunch."

Thankfully, I was too befuddled to respond beyond, "Yes, sir."

 

[tuldorselven]

i did ur mum last night
but my mums dead
o i'm so sorry
(my mums not really dead but the reactions of ppl is always funny)

 

[DoomDispenser]

"You're bad and you should feel bad"

Not exactly the strangest, but I believe it deserves some humor points.

 

[Elurindel]

I was once told on RA3 that my mother makes lots of money on the side posting videos on Redtube. I pointed out that Redtube is free, and he was laughed at right out of the chat lobby.

 

[Lieju]

My own name.

Actually it was pretty common back in elementary school.

And yes, once when I was waiting a bus, a drunken man I had never seen before came to me and yelled that I liked to take people's jobs from them.

 

[Jenny Creed]

"Shrimp farmer".

 

[scarbunny]

said by me to some pig eyed brick **** house who then tried/failed to attack me before "falling" off a first floor balcony on to a full dance floor.

"your hemaphridite sister has bigger balls than you"

In my defence he knocked my pint over.

 

[Mr Fatherland]

I was called a ThunderBucket once.

 

[Hunde Des Krieg]

your mom goes to college

ummmm..... What the fuck does that mean. Its was said to me many times some years ago and i just took it as a compliment because that meant she was trying to better herself.

That scourge was brought to you by: Napolean Dynamite.

 

[zauxz]

yooooooouuuuuuu careless ....!

Serrouslly the you whas like 5 seconds long, and affter it she just said careless

 

[Zersy]

oh i forgot to say

"YOU F"£KING BLOWJOB"

that is the most funniest thing that someone has ever said to diss someone
there is no comeback for it

"You F£cking Blowjob" !

"ummm well ya,, so are you"

what are ya, russel peters? lol, i love russel peters.
I got called this just the other day. The only come back i could think of would insinuate I'm gay, which is sort of 1 step forward 2 steps back.

LOL Go Russel Peters !!

The best attempt to try and counter this i heard was

"You pussy licker"

Then i said "Yep it taste good"

damn right there truly is no comeback for

"You F%CKING BLOWJOB"!

 

[You didnt have to wear an eye patch]

oh i forgot to say

"YOU F"£KING BLOWJOB"

that is the most funniest thing that someone has ever said to diss someone
there is no comeback for it

"You F£cking Blowjob" !

"ummm well ya,, so are you"

what are ya, russel peters? lol, i love russel peters.
I got called this just the other day. The only come back i could think of would insinuate I'm gay, which is sort of 1 step forward 2 steps back.

LOL Go Russel Peters !!

The best attempt to try and counter this i heard was

"You pussy licker"

Then i said "Yep it taste good"

damn right there truly is no comeback for

"You F%CKING BLOWJOB"!

Hmmm i beg to differ.

If someone tried to say
"You F%CKING BLOWJOB"! To me, i'd just say..
.."So your mum told you what she did to me last night then..?"

 

[manicfoot]

"You SPOONY BARD"

 

[I Am Pigeon]

"Stick your ass up your bum."

Something about that just doesn't seem right.

 

[Zer0 Zeal]

An Aborignal guy in my grade was trying to offend me or something, and said to me, "Oi, your white!"

My response: "Thank you for noticing."

 

[Loiosh91]

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."
=D

if all else fails, fall back to Monty Python, he never lets you down

 

[purplegothchick]

Some little chav said to me once (to the tune of Crossroads by Blazin' Squad) "See you at the Goth shop, Goth shop". I was flabbergasted. I turned to him and said "Is that meant to be an insult?" He didn't say anything after that.

 

[magicaxis]

Shut up you Blinkering Cockslot!
that was said by oscar wilde

 

[SimuLord]

"Get off the short bus!"

My reply: "Soon as I'm done beating up the retards, I will!" Got a laugh out of the guy.