The Strangest or Most Hillarious End of the World Event

[UFriday]

A large, Intergalatic Star Goat will eat our planet.

Cookie for reference.

And a billion years ago our entire species are replaced with alien idiots

And then we get wiped out by a disease contracted from a dirty telephone

 

[maninahat]

God's World of Warcraft account gets suspended.

 

[Devil's Due]

... or The Coming of the Great White Handkerchief?

Hah! Yes! Hitch Hiker fan as well I see!

I'd say The Happening, I mean the trees are killing everyone! Or the worm from Gears of War 2. "It's a GIANT worm!"

Who knows, but I also support the handkerchief. When "he" will sneeze us all away.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

A large, Intergalatic Star Goat will eat our planet.

Cookie for reference.

And a billion years ago our entire species are replaced with alien idiots

And then we get wiped out by a disease contracted from a dirty telephone

Never mentioned where it's from, but you obviously know.

Here's your reward:

Spoiler

And as to not derail, another quote:

Our planet being destroyed to make way for a new hyperspace bypass.

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

An omnipotent being of some sort trips over the electrical cord connecting the sun to the giant generator, turning it off, freezing Earth, and quickly plugging it back in while realizing his mistake. And then he laughs and starts over with something else.

 

[Sonicron]

I can see it now. I'm walking across town with my mates, one of us absentmindedly chucks a piece of trash at a dustbin in passing... whereupon the dustbin replies with a screeching, ""Exterminate!" And so it begins.

 

[HeySeansOnline]

Earth gets used In a great intergalactic game of skeeball.

 

[Dango]

Haruhi Suzumiya.
Which is also one of the most surprisingly terrifying.

 

[Reveras]

And as to not derail, another quote:

Our planet being destroyed to make way for a new hyperspace bypass.

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the galaxy, gotta love that movie.

 

[Breaker deGodot]

The Vogons have a bad day. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

 

[Frontastic]

Pacman eats us.

 

[Ironic Pirate]

A large, Intergalatic Star Goat will eat our planet.

Cookie for reference.

And a billion years ago our entire species are replaced with alien idiots

And then we get wiped out by a disease contracted from a dirty telephone

Never mentioned where it's from, but you obviously know.

Here's your reward:

Spoiler

And as to not derail, another quote:

Our planet being destroyed to make way for a new hyperspace bypass.

That last one is too obvious to warrant a cookie, I guess?

Anyway, some idiot tries to save the planet by destroying an asteroid, but ends up diverting it from it's path, where it would bypass earth, into a new course, where it will collide with it.

 

[Breaker deGodot]

And as to not derail, another quote:

Our planet being destroyed to make way for a new hyperspace bypass.

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the galaxy, gotta love that movie.

Fuck the movie. That is all.

 

[philosophicalbastard]

How about, in a desperate attempt to stave of disaster, we blow a big chunk out of the south pole and fit geothermal energy powered engines on it.

We then have a big party, get drunk, and crash the Earth into Venus, Mercury, and then into the Sun.

A moral to all other species of the dangers of drinking and driving.

That sounds like that one episode of Invader Zim.

Anyway the most hilariouse end of the world would be by clowns.

Spoiler

Get it?

 

[UFriday]

And as to not derail, another quote:

Our planet being destroyed to make way for a new hyperspace bypass.

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the galaxy, gotta love that movie.

Fuck the movie. That is all.

I entirely agree. Furiously Utilising Cake to Kill the movie would be a great idea.
Though Stephen Fry was a brilliant choice for the guide.

 

[Snarky Username]

A giant asteroid shaped like a penis.

I was going to say rammed by a giant dildo, but this works too.

 

[RandyPants]

A giant asteroid shaped like a penis.

We'd really be boned, then, wouldn't we? (har har)



God farts and it kills our atmosphere.

 

[Breaker deGodot]

And as to not derail, another quote:

Our planet being destroyed to make way for a new hyperspace bypass.

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the galaxy, gotta love that movie.

Fuck the movie. That is all.

I entirely agree. Furiously Utilising Cake to Kill the movie would be a great idea.
Though Stephen Fry was a brilliant choice for the guide.

True enough, Stephen Fry's voice is the 2nd sexiest in the history of history.

 

[Ih8pkmn]

The world turning out to be a living organism, and throwing itself at the sun because it's sick of being killed by us.

That, or Furiously Utilizing the Cake to Kill the world.

(I REALLY need to remember that one)

 

[Ultra_Caboose]

The world's volcanoes somehow spew freshly-baked cupcakes in an eruption that spans the entire globe. In a brilliant moment of "what-the-hell-why-not", every living creature eats one of the said cupcakes.

Everyone transforms into Gene Shalit, and then explodes.