The Stupidest Thing That Has Been Said When You Have Bought Something at a Games Store.

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Stubee said:
Kid: Can i have this one? (GTA 4) Its pre owned so its cheaper.
Mum: Wouldnt you rather have a brand new one? You dont want a game where half the stuff has already been done for you...
You see, games are like colouring books. I don't see much stupidity in games shops. Although, I did overhear a conversation between 2 kids about how different the new Dynasty warriors game was to all the others.
 

Arkhangelsk

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NeonZombie said:
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WrongSprite said:
Do you have any I.D?

This happens every time I buy a 15 rated game. I'm almost 17. I usually carry my passport around now.
It sucks when you're over-age. I've never had it happen directly to me, only friends (yet), as I can usually pass as 18 for buying pretty much anything. (I'm 16)
I think we should get gamers ID. You know similar to when over 21's look younger so they can get drinkers ID to get served. It would help in my case (I'm short :/ )
Same here. I'm 15, and is always mistaken for a 11-year old. Gonna be really annoying when I'm over 20 and want to buy a drink or an 18-rated game.
 

The_Bat_Dan

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My friend went into our local GAME to buy a used PS2... Speciffically he wanted one of the old fat ones and was told that they had one in stock... The woman serving him went to get it from the back and when she came back, she opened the box to show him what he was buying... She opened the box and said (and I quote) "Oh!Someones accidentally traded in a Slimline PS2 instead of a fat one..." Honestly I ask you, what kind of idiot clerk takes a PS2 box off a customer without checking inside the box first? I might fill my DSi box with a brick and trade it in... Easy £100
 

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When I was picking up my copy of Dead Rising back in 06/07, an employee told me that if I liked that game, I would really like FEAR.

I mean, FEAR is a good game, but those two games are nothing like eachother.
 

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I go into gamestop a lot in my town and I usually see wierd shit in there all the time, but there was one time where I was in line to get Resistance 2 and there was a woman and her 16 or 17 year old son there and they were getting Rock Band or Guitar Hero (I can't remember which) but the woman kept asking the salesmen about all the diffrent types of bad language in it.

I shit you not I was in there for about 20 fucking minutes before that woman finally got the game. Its rated T, how bad could the lyrics be?!! And she just kept on and on about it, asking the sales guy to tell her specificly all the lyrics in the game.

I couldn't stop laughing at that.
 

CNKFan

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I heard someone ask if they had GTA:SA for the Gamecube. People in the U.S.A are retards.
 

Cpt_Oblivious

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Well what I've learned from this thread is:

Stubble doesn't cut it if you want to avoid I.D. checks. Convert to the ways of the beard!
 

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This occured at a Best Buy about a year and a half ago to two years ago.

I enjoy realistic sims, and I had just approached the counter with a copy of Falcon 4.0: Allied Force. This is the conversation that took place. It's been a while, but this is what I recall as having been said.

Clerk: Thank you for shopping at Best Buy. Will this be all for you today?

Me: Yes, thanks.

*Hands clerk game*

Clerk: I heard this game was realistic and very hard to play. Are you sure you want it?

Me: Yes, I think I'm up to it. I'm not a casual simmer.

Clerk: Are you sure? Halo is out for the PC you know... I would recommend Halo.

*I began to get flustered at this point*

Me: Do I look like I care about Halo?

Clerk: It's the best game ever made!

Me: Are you going to sell me my flight sim or not?

Clerk: Why not get Halo?

Me: Because Halo blows and I don't want a shooter. If you don't sell me my game, I will have to talk to a manager!

*Clerk rings up my game and I leave - Pissed off, but happy to have my beloved sim*

Sadly, I frequent that Best Buy to this day as it has the lowest prices when compared to the Gamestop that is right next door.

The really sad thing is that it was in a Best Buy. There were people standing in line behind me, and this whole exchange took several minutes. People were getting angry because the line was being held up.
 

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DRADIS C0ntact said:
I went into a Gamestop long, long ago and decided to buy another copy of Everquest. I hadn't played it in about a year and wanted to see how things had changed.

When the girl at the counter saw what game I was buying she said something like, "You shouldn't buy that game. You could die." After fighting off the urge to laugh, I asked her what she meant. She said some guy had committed suicide because of the game (which was true) and that it was too addictive for anyone to play normally, so she takes it upon herself to warn everyone who attempts to buy it that it's a threat to their lives.

I bought it anyway, and never shopped at that particular Gamestop again. Maybe she thinks I died...
Holy shit, you're still alive?! Thank god for that, i've been worrying about you for years.
 

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Anachronism said:
But they're both so marvellous for making fun of you! Why should we forget about them?
Because I come out with better reasons to laugh at me all the time?
 

Chiyo-Chan

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I once waited 15 minuets in line behind a guy who kept demanding Battletoads. He eventually got kicked out of the store.
 

TheMushroomClub

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Child (About 6) : Can I get Gears Of War?
Mum Of Child: I might be a bit difficult, it's an 18+

Makes you want to shout at her. Also:

Child (About 10 this time): Can I get those Pokemon cards?
Mum Of Child: No, it's a game.

What the hell?
 

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elitecrewer said:
Anachronism said:
But they're both so marvellous for making fun of you! Why should we forget about them?
Because I come out with better reasons to laugh at me all the time?
Good point. I suppose I'll try to let it go, then.

Although I can't promise anything. :)
 
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Trivun said:
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Insanum said:
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Cpt_Oblivious said:
"Hmm, it says 18 on the box and you're only 10..."
"But mum! I reeeaaally want it!"
"Oh ok then."

-The 10 year old getting GTA IV

I was queueing up at the time, resisting the urge to yell at the stupid woman.

i worked at a game shop

me:...he can't have it even if you are buying it for him
mum: i'll decide what my child plays
me: ~explains manhunt~
mum ~pauses...~
ME:...yeah...
~kid starts crying and throwing a fit~
mum: look i'm buying this

-___- great parenting
Y'see its people like that that think "why has my poor timmy killed 14 people with an Axe!?! IT MUST BE THE GAME! BLAME THE GAME!" - And then Thompson gets involved...
isn't a parent...suppose to be a parent?! god...i was pissed lol

thats why games get blamed so easy
Did you actually sell it to them in the end? Or refuse to serve them?

EDIT: Sorry for the double post...
i refused

but i know she came back later and someone else sold it to her....its a losing battle......but i also see it as not getting fined £5000 and getting it on my record


unless they changed it now
 

Oneirius

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We don't have those problems in Israel. We join the army when we are 18 and we don't go back until at least 3 years have passed. Hopefully at 21 we look more obviously mature.
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Go IDF and forced conscription, I guess.