The stupidest way you have hurt yourself.

[TommyGun465]

Me and a mate were helping our gym teacher to set up the equipement, but the balls came in shopping cart, which we were encarregated to take. we decided go for a ryde, wich ended up with me ramming my back and head into the cement floor. Strangely I didnt break my head. My only scar was an emotional one because everyone saw it. It was, in one word: Awesome

 

[Gooble]

When I was about 2 I got curious about a pan full of porridge...boiling porridge. I guess it hurt like hell.

 

[Asehujiko]

3. Tripping over something in the living room and hitting my arm on one of those art-deco glass tables everybody had in '99. 5 wounds good for 11 stitches total.

2. Broken leg while mountainbiking. What idiot decided a forest trail was a good place to dig a fire pit and then forget to cover it after they left?

1. Was mugged while drunk so instead of giving the guy my wallet i decided to charge at him. Any cash i saved by knocking him out was immediately lost to the medical bills for the gash on my arm when he drew a knife in defense.

 

[Kylius]

I got knocked out by some drunk guy who charged at me with a knife when I asked him what the time was.

 

[BlueMage]

Hmm, probably my most recent injury. Just left my girlfriend's place, in a fine mood, decided to hop the brick fence.

Did so. In the dark. Didn't see the footpath. Landed with my right foot half on. Sprained my ankle so badly I couldn't walk for the next couple of days (and got fired for having the decency to tell my boss I wouldn't be able to come in, too. Ungrateful prick)

 

[Zephirius]

Probably when I tried to grab something from up on my closet when I was 7 or something and was dumb enough to use a desk chair (the kind with wheels) for it. Weren't plastic wheels either, nice metal ones with padding and a very thin metal strip attaching them to the chair. This strip had a big shiny 90 degree angle on it. Yeah, that hurt. No scars though.

 

[PEAKSSS]

dont ask why i were in one(i were rate drunk and fell out) but i fell out of a cupboard and broke my growth plate in my left arm. epic lol in hindsight wasnt so funny at the time tho

 

[Hellion25]

I have a couple. When I was 5 I dislocated my shoulder by running into a chair in our living room. That sucked.

Couple years later at school a really fat girl fell backwards into me and landed on my foot. This caused me to fall backwards with my foot trapped under her huge arse. Torn achilles tendon for me.

And finally when I was in college I was playing a 5-a-side footy match and broke my wrist saving a shot wearing shitty gloves. Best part being that the shot was already going over. Finished the game though (and probably made the wrist worse by putting my body weight on it a few times when getting up from a dive).

 

[Conqueror Kenny]

Paintball. I decided to make a run for a nearby tree and while running I shot myself in the foot. Later in the same day I got shot in the foot at point blank range by my friend so I shot him in the leg.

 

[Arondight]

I was 15 years old and innocently riding my bike (as most 15-year olds do in my little slice of suburbia). Standing there on the corner of one of the streets was a group of 3 girls, also ages 14 - 15. So I was checking them out as I rode by. Unfortunately, I didn't see the curb I was about to smash into.

I ended up being thrown over the handlebars onto the sidewalk. I have a small scar on my left elbow from landing, but I don't think anything was more bruised than my ego. On the plus side, the girls ran over to see if I was ok, and three girls with their hands all over you is enough to make that accident worth it for any fifteen year old boy.

 

[Zombie_King]

When I was ten, I was riding my scooter down the steep incline in my old court, at night, mind you, and hit a crack. I went flying face-first into the sidewalk and lost half an eyebrow. I had to be carried, gash and all, by one of my closest friends (Side Note: I was riding maybe 100 meters from my home, my court's pretty small)back home. I got stitches, and now I have half a prosthetic eyebrow.

Also, I once shocked myself, because I was curious about the metal part of a plug.

 

[Nikomikiri]

Oh ho, where to begin.

When I was little, i was playing on a playground that was in front of my mom's friend's house. Now, this guy had neglected to tell us that i should be careful with the equipment because it was really old. I was little, unless I was warned(and sometimes even if I was warned I would get hurt. I was hanging upside down on some bars and the bar broke. I scraped a good amount of skin off of my lower back all the way down to my calves, I had a really long gash going down the back of my right leg from the part of the bar that actually broke, and i had to get a Tetnis shot because of the rust that covered everything. I hit the ground and had the wind knocked out of me and couldn't move for a minute or so, then I started screaming and screaming till my mom came running.

I also fell on some brick steps and cut my leg down to the bone. I don't even know how that happens. I just fell. They had to strap me down to clean it because I kept biting the doctors.

I broke my nose in a gymnastics class. My knee whacked the left side of my nose and everybody in the room heard it crack. I didn't feel a thing, but I got up and looked in the mirror and saw that the middle section of my nose was on the right side of my face.

 

[Necrohydra]

Seriously hurt? I've been lucky..but marginally injured, that's happened all the time.

I walked into a light pole once. Face first, right in front of me.

...no, I wasn't drunk, high, or tired at the time either.

 

[birdbrain18]

I was toasting a poptart while looking into the toaster and it hit me in the eye

 

[Spartan Bannana]

I smacked into a sliding glass door and it shattered, my friends were laughing their asses off while they patched me up.

 

[pha kin su pah]

i heard a crackling in a lightbolb socket, i thought it had dust/rubbish in there so i licked my finger and bam.

 

[JC123]

There's just something weird about the feeling that the ground SHOULD be there.. but it isn't.

Damn, that would be like a GIANT version of the feeling you get when you take a step thinking there's one last stair, and there isn't...I hate that feeling. It's like the feeling of falling in a dream.

When I was three I slipped on a banana peel and fell on a dog, had to get stitches.

You, or the dog? I want to know what happened to the dog! Tell me about the dog!!!

I had a new bunkbed back when I was about five or six. It wasn't fully assembled yet, so it was missing the side rail. My mom told me to stop rolling around in excitement or else I would fall off. I didn't stop rolling around in excitement. It was five/six feet to the ground.

I have a two inch scar on the top of my head. My hair hides it, though. I also have vivid memories of a bloody t-shirt, which might explain my mild hemophobia.

That's ridiculously severe for a fall of that size, I'm guessing you fell pretty much directly onto your head, or on really hard floors? I fell out of one in my sleep a few years ago, hit the ground with a huge thump and a cry of "FAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRK!" then got back into bed and went right back to sleep. Next morning I had no idea what people were talking about when they asked me if I was sore.

I don't have any funny scars, just boring ones, but I have inflicted some on my little brother. Best would have to be when we were playing lightsaber fights at about 10 and 6 years old, with bike pumps (the long ones that extend like this). So to "turn on" the lightsaber you'd flick it away from your body holding the handle and extend it. He did his, I flicked mine facing him, and the bottom piece disconnected from the handle, went flying through the air end over end, and cut him right in the ear. At least that scar matched the one I'd given him a few years before, when I hit his left ear/side of his head with my handlebars while riding.

The other award I give for "most pitiful scar" is to a guy I know at university. He was doing work on the crocs we used to have on top of the Biol building and was taping their jaws shut for swimming observations, and he dropped one that turned around and immediately latched onto his hand. Took him a while to get it off, blood pouring everywhere, very deep scar. Sounds amazing when he tells the story, but since they were only juvenilles, the bite left a scar about 2cm long between his thumb and pointer finger. Not exactly the best follow up evidence when telling the ladies about your experiences with croc wrangling.

 

[Llil]

I bit my ankle with my first two teeth and still have a scar.

 

[SnurreFisk]

when i was 10, i ran into a mailbox. Damn what a hole it made ( Both the head and the mailbox )

when I was about 8 or 9, i fell on my ass down from a small roof onto a bench, man it hurt!

 

[kinch]

Quite a few accidents in my time related to stupidity, but the funniest is probably the time I rode my bike over to a mates place. We lived on acreage, and the driveway (bout 80 yards long) was down a pretty steep hill. We had a rope across it at the bottom to stop the horse from getting out. I was going pretty fast by the time I got to the bottom, and assumed I could duck under it. I couldn't. Bike kept going, I got pulled off by the rope around my neck. Fell onto a rocky driveway, cut my head open on a rock. Scar is only visible when I shave my head.