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The stupidest way you have hurt yourself.
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Well i'm going to name 2 times where i have hurt myself.
1. I was cutting open a tennis ball with my hunting knife. (stupidest tool for the job i know) and at the point where i was just starting my mum yelled at me... I flinched and the knife slipped and went 2/3rds of the way though the tip of my middle finger on my right hand. Then 2 hours and 2 doctors later i had a very sore hand with the tip glued on with superglue.
2. School camping trip me and 3 mates took a shortcut across a field and just as we were thinking how smart we were. We literally walked into a bush...well it wasn't so much a bush as a pile of old barbed wire in a hole... me and my friend got deep cuts all up our legs and arms.
1. I was cutting open a tennis ball with my hunting knife. (stupidest tool for the job i know) and at the point where i was just starting my mum yelled at me... I flinched and the knife slipped and went 2/3rds of the way though the tip of my middle finger on my right hand. Then 2 hours and 2 doctors later i had a very sore hand with the tip glued on with superglue.
2. School camping trip me and 3 mates took a shortcut across a field and just as we were thinking how smart we were. We literally walked into a bush...well it wasn't so much a bush as a pile of old barbed wire in a hole... me and my friend got deep cuts all up our legs and arms.
me and my family were destroying our kitcheen in order to make it better ...
we took of nailed plank and i walked into one
When i think about it i laugh
also when playing football at my highschool (2 accident)
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I dont really remember about that one... the only think i remember is that my right little finger was broken... i discovered it when i was in gym class... my freaking finger was blue and purple... It still havent been replace... its my treasure ... like my finger had a hump hahah!
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i remember this one... o my god soo crazy
we (me and some mate) were playing football outside at winter (i live in canada and in winter there is Snow!)
Anyway when playing football on snow it become slipery and i slipped on the head of one of my friend and (not litteraly) exploded my nose
i was covered in blood... i didnt replace that one either...
HAHAH epic
and a last one
my brother (when he was 2 or 3) drank an 7-up... but my father but some strong alcool in it... after one drank he started crying!
we took of nailed plank and i walked into one
When i think about it i laugh
also when playing football at my highschool (2 accident)
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I dont really remember about that one... the only think i remember is that my right little finger was broken... i discovered it when i was in gym class... my freaking finger was blue and purple... It still havent been replace... its my treasure ... like my finger had a hump hahah!
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i remember this one... o my god soo crazy
we (me and some mate) were playing football outside at winter (i live in canada and in winter there is Snow!)
Anyway when playing football on snow it become slipery and i slipped on the head of one of my friend and (not litteraly) exploded my nose
i was covered in blood... i didnt replace that one either...
HAHAH epic
and a last one
my brother (when he was 2 or 3) drank an 7-up... but my father but some strong alcool in it... after one drank he started crying!
It goes something like this.
Everyone knows that short teacher they had in high school, who couldn't reach the overhead screen to pull it down. In one of those classes, you sat near the front, at some point, and the teacher asked you 'Could you please get the overhead for me?', and then, because you're just the luckiest bastard in the world, the entire screen's mounting snaps off the wall the moment you begin to pull it down. And as you're looking up at it, you realize that this screen, well, it's kinda weighty.
A bloody mouth, nose, and waiver later, I returned to class and learned about the geographical properties of the Bay of Fundy.
Everyone knows that short teacher they had in high school, who couldn't reach the overhead screen to pull it down. In one of those classes, you sat near the front, at some point, and the teacher asked you 'Could you please get the overhead for me?', and then, because you're just the luckiest bastard in the world, the entire screen's mounting snaps off the wall the moment you begin to pull it down. And as you're looking up at it, you realize that this screen, well, it's kinda weighty.
A bloody mouth, nose, and waiver later, I returned to class and learned about the geographical properties of the Bay of Fundy.
Okay, so I was playing Rugby, and I'm a tall bastard. I'm always in the scrum, since I'm not much of a runner but I've got a lot of strength, so I basically just have to walk forward and everyone else goes. However, one match, everyone else was much much shorter than me in the scrum, and to lock shoulders with them I'd ended up bending so far down that as I stepped forward to push, I literally kneed myself in the face.
Cotton balls and lighter fluid. I think you inadvertently made napalm.TOGSolid said:Now, I have a horrible problem with overengineering solutions. So when I came in the next day, my firestarter consisted of a cut off piece of egg carton stuffed with cotton balls that I had just soaked in an absolute shitload of lighter fluid...
These days I just have fun with homemade napalm. Guess I really never did learn my lesson back then
three weeks ago, i got hit by a car while riding my bike, and fractured my left wrist, it's in a cast now
but the best injury i have
when i was three, my brother and I were having a "sword fight" with kitchen knives, and i got cut on my chin when I fell on a juicy-juice can. I wish i was kidding. I still have the scar
but the best injury i have
when i was three, my brother and I were having a "sword fight" with kitchen knives, and i got cut on my chin when I fell on a juicy-juice can. I wish i was kidding. I still have the scar
The most unexpected was incident, when I got my hand burnt with water. Back then I caught cold during my visit to village and went to my kitchen and fix some medicine, the one you should dissolve in hot water and then drink. So I was holding pretty heavy kettle in my left hand, while pouring extremely hot water to a tea cup, that was in my right hand.
The problem with the kettle was the fact that it's pretty old and had a small cleft right above the spout. So I had to control the angle of tilt. At the moment when cup was almost full my friend walked in and called me. I turned around and for a second forgot about goddamn kettle, so water rised to the cleft and few drops got on my right wrist. It wasn't much because of a pain, more because of surprise - I tugged the hand and all of water in the cup flew up freely and burned my hand from fingers to elbow.
Arm was in pain and painted red for like five or six days.
The problem with the kettle was the fact that it's pretty old and had a small cleft right above the spout. So I had to control the angle of tilt. At the moment when cup was almost full my friend walked in and called me. I turned around and for a second forgot about goddamn kettle, so water rised to the cleft and few drops got on my right wrist. It wasn't much because of a pain, more because of surprise - I tugged the hand and all of water in the cup flew up freely and burned my hand from fingers to elbow.
Arm was in pain and painted red for like five or six days.
In grade 9, we were playing a game of "dodge the bottle" in the locker room before gym class. Essentially one person has the bottle and they toss it as hard as feasibly possible trying to injure other classmates (yes, we liked violence). I was standing in the showers trying to avoid getting hit when a bottle came flying over the top of the wall and smoked me on my right eyebrow. Instantly, blood gushed from my face and started spewing all over the place. It didn't hurt, but it was just one of those cuts.
I went upstairs and the health teacher (also happened to be the school nurse) caught site of me. She asked me what happened and not wanting to get our game barred from the school I told her I slipped and smacked my head on the bench in the locker room. Coincidentally, that morning they had just bolted the benches to the floor so they wouldn't move. I ended up getting stitches but now hold a scar hidden conveniently behind my eyebrow.
I went upstairs and the health teacher (also happened to be the school nurse) caught site of me. She asked me what happened and not wanting to get our game barred from the school I told her I slipped and smacked my head on the bench in the locker room. Coincidentally, that morning they had just bolted the benches to the floor so they wouldn't move. I ended up getting stitches but now hold a scar hidden conveniently behind my eyebrow.
5 years ago i went to a mcdonalds play area, and my friend jumped off the stairs that lead into the the giant plastic death trap, touching the foam paded bar above it. Not to be shown up, I jumped and tried to grab it but, i couldn't. So I fell and broke leg for the very first time, and it hurt.
"Now that we know who you are... I know who I am. I'm not a mistake! It all makes sense. In a comic, you know how you can tell who the arch-villain's going to be? He's the exact opposite of the hero, and most time's they're friends, like you and me. I should've known way back when. You know why, David? Because of the kids. They called me Mr. Glass."kailsar said:
This kind of crap usually happens to those around me, so here we go.
My cousins, my stepbrother, and I were messing with the various sports balls in their basement. We knocked my stepbrother over with a giant yoga ball. My little cousin (he was probably 5 at the time) picked up one of those rubber balls filled with sand. He threw it at my stepbrother and the thing caught him in his genitals. HILARIOUS.
My friend once told me about how a tall guy on his football team said that he'd throw him at the basketball net in the gym at our high school. My friend thought it would be fun, so he agreed to be hurled. When he was 5 feet from the net, he realized he was about eight feet off the ground. He fell but was miraculously unharmed.
One time my friend pretended to elbow me in the face, and I jerked my head backward right into a brick wall I was sitting against. That was painful.
My cousins, my stepbrother, and I were messing with the various sports balls in their basement. We knocked my stepbrother over with a giant yoga ball. My little cousin (he was probably 5 at the time) picked up one of those rubber balls filled with sand. He threw it at my stepbrother and the thing caught him in his genitals. HILARIOUS.
My friend once told me about how a tall guy on his football team said that he'd throw him at the basketball net in the gym at our high school. My friend thought it would be fun, so he agreed to be hurled. When he was 5 feet from the net, he realized he was about eight feet off the ground. He fell but was miraculously unharmed.
One time my friend pretended to elbow me in the face, and I jerked my head backward right into a brick wall I was sitting against. That was painful.
Im just one of those accident prone people who seem to get visibly hurt, but not seriously
lets give a few "special" ones
1 : I was real young and playing some pretend gun game with my best freind and a dodged round into my sisters bedroom, needless to say i tripped and went slamming into the doorknob face first. I sat up in a great deal of pain and rubbed under my eye where I had been hit, My hand came away literally dripping with blood and I han an inch long curved gash literally milimeters undereath my eye. i still have a little scar today.
2 : Penknives are great fun arent they. Last year I was filming some stuff with a freind for an art project. anyway i was carrying some stuff back to his room and i had the knife open in my other hand. Deciding that wasnt safe I tried to close it with one hand like i'd been doing all day, so I put my thumb on the blade and press down to try and close it, suddenly the balde has dissapered inside my thumb. In the shear amount of pain i tried to shake it loose but i just sliced further down, so i had to painstakingly pull it out of my thumb, this isnt fun when all you can see is a red hand with blood flowing free. i still have a cleft in my thumb now for my troubles and he's kept the bit of fil where you see it go inside my thumb, blood starts gushing, i look down, pause then scream FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!! and start trying to fling it out.
3 : I broke my finger cathing a softball of all things, it just bent round really far, made a cracking noise and swelled up like a balloon!
This one didnt happen to me exaxtly , but it was soo funny at the time.
So me and my best freind are one a french/ history trip in france, and we all had to stay with french families in two's. So one day our family decides me and my mate need to go on a bike ride with our other mates. It was great, all until we got to this weirds little hill.
It wasnt very steep or long, just it curved round with bushes. Anyway my mate blasts down it perfectly fine in the little sunken pathway thingy, so then i try it and end up mounting a bush, but cycling trough it and getting to the bottom. So now my best mate is left up the top, he gracefull glides halfway down, perfectly inline untill his brakes snap on and he's launched through the air, unluckily his leg gets gaught on the peddle and he takes the bike with him. He stands up at the bottom with a cheery cry of "I'M GOO.. oh"
looking down at his leg he has seven neat cuts witch looked like claw marks going across his calf, bleeding profusely. he now has really deep scras because of it, but they look pretty cool.
lets give a few "special" ones
1 : I was real young and playing some pretend gun game with my best freind and a dodged round into my sisters bedroom, needless to say i tripped and went slamming into the doorknob face first. I sat up in a great deal of pain and rubbed under my eye where I had been hit, My hand came away literally dripping with blood and I han an inch long curved gash literally milimeters undereath my eye. i still have a little scar today.
2 : Penknives are great fun arent they. Last year I was filming some stuff with a freind for an art project. anyway i was carrying some stuff back to his room and i had the knife open in my other hand. Deciding that wasnt safe I tried to close it with one hand like i'd been doing all day, so I put my thumb on the blade and press down to try and close it, suddenly the balde has dissapered inside my thumb. In the shear amount of pain i tried to shake it loose but i just sliced further down, so i had to painstakingly pull it out of my thumb, this isnt fun when all you can see is a red hand with blood flowing free. i still have a cleft in my thumb now for my troubles and he's kept the bit of fil where you see it go inside my thumb, blood starts gushing, i look down, pause then scream FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!! and start trying to fling it out.
3 : I broke my finger cathing a softball of all things, it just bent round really far, made a cracking noise and swelled up like a balloon!
This one didnt happen to me exaxtly , but it was soo funny at the time.
So me and my best freind are one a french/ history trip in france, and we all had to stay with french families in two's. So one day our family decides me and my mate need to go on a bike ride with our other mates. It was great, all until we got to this weirds little hill.
It wasnt very steep or long, just it curved round with bushes. Anyway my mate blasts down it perfectly fine in the little sunken pathway thingy, so then i try it and end up mounting a bush, but cycling trough it and getting to the bottom. So now my best mate is left up the top, he gracefull glides halfway down, perfectly inline untill his brakes snap on and he's launched through the air, unluckily his leg gets gaught on the peddle and he takes the bike with him. He stands up at the bottom with a cheery cry of "I'M GOO.. oh"
looking down at his leg he has seven neat cuts witch looked like claw marks going across his calf, bleeding profusely. he now has really deep scras because of it, but they look pretty cool.
