The stupidest way you have hurt yourself.

[wewontdie11]

Riding a bike at about 30mph off the side of a Scottish mountain/cliff road then falling about 15 feet onto my head into a rock.

Got myself a mild concussion and a few IQ points knocked off but I got back on the bike and finished the 16 mile ride to the end.

 

[Stalington]

i jumped down a flight of stairs trying to tackle my mate and landed on the concrete on my elbow, shattering it completely.

You shattered the concrete?!? woah, you must be freaking superman if you can shatter concrete with a flying elbow drop!

XD

 

[DARKLARK]

my brother did the same thing only he chipped his front tooth

 

[the monopoly guy]

Bad constapation...enough said

Nobody wanted to know that, not a soul

 

[DARKLARK]

we once built a homemade cart that was supposed to be pulled by a bike. it was about 6 inches off the ground and you had to lean it to turn, i put my hands on the sides and leaned... my knuckles dragged the ground and i screamed, i got off and they left me.
my childhood sucked.

 

[Synangel]

Slitting my wrists T.T

 

[Xhumed]

lighting a sparkler one new years eve with a lighter- burnt my thumb quite badly

 

[Arntor]

When I was a kid, if I ever got angry I would bang my head on any solid surface. That ended when I met concrete.

How I turned out mentally normal, I have no idea.

 

[Logan Keller]

Once caught a football when I was 7 and broke my arm.

 

[Mauller]

I was heading to lunch while at work and there is a Wendy's next to my building. The parking lots are divided by a roughly 2-3 feet tall divider. Usually i manage to jump and get a foot up on it and continue over it. This one time my shoe hooked into the side of it and i went over head first. My head bounced off of the cement. I got up quickly and only one person waiting at the drive though saw me. I still went and got my food and sat there eating it with a bleeding head and a patch of hair scraped away at the hair line. Once that was done I went back to work and got sent home. Ended up with a concussion after going to a walk in clinic.

 

[_dante]

when I was 8 I decided to ride my bike on a busy road (dumb idea) and so I ended up missing a car that was driving right at me, and ended up crashing into a parked car breaking my arm

 

[_dante]

The stupidest thing that happened to me was when I was doing my business on the toilet and I got up and slipped backwards on the wet bathroom floor, cracking my head open on the toilet, I had to get a hell of a lot of stitches in my head, I can still feel the scar

 

[jaykray]

i was about 2 or 3 years old and i was playing in my garden. i went down a small straight slide and somehow managed to get dizzy. i then proceeded to walk into a concrete fence headfirst. All i remember is walking towards my mum, who was hanging out the washing, with blood streaming into my eyes

 

[Captain_Ne-San]

There's three that come to mind for me, two involving bicycles of some form. The third involving a tree.

I was about 3 and riding my tricycle with a friend. She dared me to ride down a set of concrete stairs, she called me a chicken and I did it. Bust my cheek open and ripped up on arm. You can still see the scar across my cheekbone.

The second I believe I was 6 and not anymore intelligent. I was riding my bike down the driveway, which was basically a down hill S-bend. I'm coming around the corner, peddling my brains out when I hit the loose gravel on the outside edge of the road. I remember hitting the gravel and then waking up laying in my yard with my mom trying to keep me from looking at my right knee. I'd skinned it clear to the kneecap and my dad was picking piece of gravel out of my leg. Once again, you can still see the scar on my knee and feel the grooves in my kneecap.

The third and final one happened when I was 15. We'd move to another place and I had a friend from my school spending part of the summer. Decided it was a great idea to go hiking. We reach the top of this hill and we decide to climb this tree to get a better view. She pulls herself up there no problem. I take a running leap, grab the branch, loose grip and fall onto a fallen branch with my calf. Never bleed but it bruised to the point of turning black and the rest of my calf yellow, made my leg swell up and actually caused a scar. I didn't know bruises could scar until then.

 

[the-loopy]

Got hit with a table tennis racquet, required four stitches, and I wasn't even playing. Only I could get four stitches from walking past a table tennis table.

Oh, and I have a tear-drop shaped scar underneath my left eye to this day, which I suppose is a good thing.

 

[Railu]

I kissed a dumpster.

Well, I didn't kiss it really. I was working for a lumber company and we were inspecting the new building we were moving into. It was an old and dusty building and as we were looking at the circuits, the dust finally got to me and I turned around to sneeze (I didn't want to sneeze on the execs with me). What I didn't notice is that a dust bin with thin, sharp edges was behind me. And it was a mammoth sneeze too and was a full body contortion. I smacked my mouth right below my nose on the edge and cut it wide open, almost to the gums. They all laughed hysterically at me as I ran to get first aid.

What's worse, is they put a single gauss wrap under my nose with tape and they all made cracks about how it made me look like hitler. They whole day my wise-cracking boss was saluting me.

 

[Acaroid]

have 2

1) new years eve year 2000, being idiots with my friends and we where having competition about see who could jump to touch the gutter on the roof. I went, next thing i know, hear a loud snap and im in a heap on the floor...
an ambulance was called...
I got to the hospital and they x-rayed my leg...
they found out, as I was jumping (not landing, on the way up) that my ligament in myknee pulled a 6 inch long piece of bone off my shin...
3 large screws and surgery later I now have a nice 10 inch scar running down my left leg to show of my new years eve 2000.... I guess it wasnt Y2K compatable...

2) Over a friends place (again) and we had a big fire going in the back yard, the fire was big and had about 4 rail sleepers in it burning away. Someone broke a plastic chair, so they thought about throwing it on the fire for the hell of it, it melted all awsome. The platics also started to sufficate the fire, so i threw some extra wood on. The wood hit the melted plastic and shot off like fireworks or something, it was crazy awsome....so i had the stupid idea, grabbed a sledge hammer...smake the melting hot plastic with it BAM awsome bits of hot plastic fly everywhere, hits my friend in the foot and he bails off his chair in pain...we are all on the ground laughing so hard by this point...so im like "oh yeah im going again" BAM this time hot burning plastic splashed all over me, over my shirt and on my arms. Lucky there was a pool at this house cause that was where i headed... The plastic hardened on my arms and i spent the next week literally peeling the plastic off my arms...
My shirt (was new) was trashed and I now have a large scar on my upper arm to show for my stupidity....

 

[Andalusa]

i broke all the bones in my arm doing gymnastics a couple of years ago.

My brother flicked a peice of mud at someone and they wacked him in the head with a football boot (stud side first} he had stitches and wierd glue stuff

and my sister fell of the roof of a tall car head first, she had stiches and has a massive scar on her forehead

good times...