Funny story from today:
In a 1v1 match with someone, who was doing pretty badly. Of course I got accused of hacks. Conversation went as follows (from memory so it's probably not the exact wording)...
Him: DUDE stop fucking hacking, I will report you to Blizzard and they'll ban you.
Me: hahaha, I ain't hacking and this game isn't made by Blizzard...
Him: Wtf yeah it is, I'll report you and they'll ban you for a month dude, so stop.
Me: It's made by INFINITY WARD. and please, go ahead and report me. I'm not hacking so I don't have anything to worry about
Him: Don't try to tell me who made this game dude I KNOW who made this game
xD
And on the next match with the same guy:
Him: so could you tell me where to get hacks? I was looking for some
Me: LMAO
Him: where do I get that from?
Me: .....oh just google it, it should be easy to find.
Me: You could also search for WTF
Me: But to be honest, I reckon you should try STFU, it would suit you perfectly
Him: cool thanks man