The Sun, a mass murderer!!

[Spirultima]

Oh look, the "genius" who made such an intelligent thread is weighing in.

We are way too far for the sun for that to ever happen, a meteor would turn this planet to dust before it got big enough to send us into the sun.

1. I am quite aware of the fact im no genius.

2. This is a satire thread.

3. Really? Well seeing as that the whole reason we are orbiting the sun is such a perfect circle is of no correlation to the fact Earth is a perfect sphere.

4. I never mentioned a meteor, it was a nuclear device, though other variable can be applicable.

5. Yes it can, if the sphere was imperfect the balance would be lost and so either, we would be slingshot-ted by circling the Sun (If not incinerating us to a crisp from just getting near the sun) and then being fired off across the stars to freeze and kill off any forms of vegetarian on earth (if not turned to ash, the only hope of life of earth (after this scenario) would be single celled life that have extremely high resistance to the cold) or just fall directly into the sun to be broken down to nothing.

6. I don't like sarcasm if you don't know what your talking about.

 

[fanklok]

Spoiler: OP I got this for you

 

[Zorg Machine]

But what created the Earth? Ok guys, we have a new mission, first we must find out whether there is a god or not, if there is, we must destroy him

If there is not, we must destroy physics itself!

Actually the thing that created the earth was a rock that was slightly bigger than the rest so it pulled the other rocks towards it so that they were all one big rock (a bit more to it bit it's basically this) so we just need to destroy the earths core. or we could go back in time and contain the big bang but it's easier to just drill a hole and throw down some nukes.

I don't think a couple nukes would do anything more than create some earthquakes

remember, the earth is big

Throw down a lot of nukes? or we could arrest the sun by putting inside the earth.

 

[Buzz Killington_v1legacy]

3. Really? Well seeing as that the whole reason we are orbiting the sun is such a perfect circle is of no correlation to the fact Earth is a perfect sphere.

For the love of the sweet zombie Jesus, please go do some reading on astronomy before you post again.

Earth's orbit isn't a perfect circle. It's actually a very slight ellipse, with the difference between perihelion and aphelion being about three million miles. Earth itself isn't a perfect sphere, either. It's actually an oblate spheroid--it bulges by about thirty miles at the equator.

Finally, anything powerful enough to take a "big enough chuck[sic]" out of the earth to affect its orbit would shatter it first. By way of example, scientists think that a protoplanet the size of Mars hit Earth about four and a half billion years ago, and it still didn't send the earth into the sun or fling it off into interstellar space.

(Oh, and the debris from the collision? Neil Armstrong landed on it in 1969.)

 

[Inverse Skies]

You may as well say the same thing about oxygen, as technically every death can be attributed to hypoxia somehow. But it is a unique point you bring up, although reading the thread title I thought it was going to be about UV rays and the potential for skin cancer, but not to be.

 

[Danpascooch]

Oh look, the "genius" who made such an intelligent thread is weighing in.

We are way too far for the sun for that to ever happen, a meteor would turn this planet to dust before it got big enough to send us into the sun.

1. I am quite aware of the fact im no genius.

2. This is a satire thread.

3. Really? Well seeing as that the whole reason we are orbiting the sun is such a perfect circle is of no correlation to the fact Earth is a perfect sphere.

4. I never mentioned a meteor, it was a nuclear device, though other variable can be applicable.

5. Yes it can, if the sphere was imperfect the balance would be lost and so either, we would be slingshot-ted by circling the Sun (If not incinerating us to a crisp from just getting near the sun) and then being fired off across the stars to freeze and kill off any forms of vegetarian on earth (if not turned to ash, the only hope of life of earth (after this scenario) would be single celled life that have extremely high resistance to the cold) or just fall directly into the sun to be broken down to nothing.

6. I don't like sarcasm if you don't know what your talking about.

1.) Satire? What were you making fun of? It wasn't even funny

2.) Do you even realize how far we are from the sun? A meteor would be big enough to destroy the earth entirely before it would get anywhere close to sending us into the sun


"5. Yes it can, if the sphere was imperfect the balance would be lost and so either, we would be slingshot-ted by circling the Sun (If not incinerating us to a crisp from just getting near the sun) and then being fired off across the stars to freeze and kill off any forms of vegetarian on earth (if not turned to ash, the only hope of life of earth (after this scenario) would be single celled life that have extremely high resistance to the cold) or just fall directly into the sun to be broken down to nothing."

So now you know how slingshot orbits work? Give me a freaking break.

 

[Danpascooch]

But what created the Earth? Ok guys, we have a new mission, first we must find out whether there is a god or not, if there is, we must destroy him

If there is not, we must destroy physics itself!

Actually the thing that created the earth was a rock that was slightly bigger than the rest so it pulled the other rocks towards it so that they were all one big rock (a bit more to it bit it's basically this) so we just need to destroy the earths core. or we could go back in time and contain the big bang but it's easier to just drill a hole and throw down some nukes.

I don't think a couple nukes would do anything more than create some earthquakes

remember, the earth is big

Throw down a lot of nukes? or we could arrest the sun by putting inside the earth.

A lot? NOW your talking! I'm in.

 

[Spirultima]

1.) Satire? What were you making fun of? It wasn't even funny

2.) Do you even realize how far we are from the sun? A meteor would be big enough to destroy the earth entirely before it would get anywhere close to sending us into the sun


"5. Yes it can, if the sphere was imperfect the balance would be lost and so either, we would be slingshot-ted by circling the Sun (If not incinerating us to a crisp from just getting near the sun) and then being fired off across the stars to freeze and kill off any forms of vegetarian on earth (if not turned to ash, the only hope of life of earth (after this scenario) would be single celled life that have extremely high resistance to the cold) or just fall directly into the sun to be broken down to nothing."

So now you know how slingshot orbits work? Give me a freaking break.

Well the fact, you didn't even get the satire until you were told is a start, plus the fact that your one opinion doesn't equal a whole community.

Yes I do, but that doesn't change the fact we would be pulled in, nor that beings on the planet would still continue to exist, the way they have done for millions and millions of years.

Plus what are the chance that being in a fairly stable orbit, that earth hasn't been destroyed by a big enough meteor yet (as their are many meteors falling into earth but the atmosphere obviously decomposes them), but the moment we go on a different path, we will be destroyed? Your logic is very flawed.

Its basic understanding of forces.

Am I talking to an idiot? Because its SO far fetched someone would have the mental capacity to understand a completely difficult topic of forces.

 

[Danpascooch]

1.) Satire? What were you making fun of? It wasn't even funny

2.) Do you even realize how far we are from the sun? A meteor would be big enough to destroy the earth entirely before it would get anywhere close to sending us into the sun


"5. Yes it can, if the sphere was imperfect the balance would be lost and so either, we would be slingshot-ted by circling the Sun (If not incinerating us to a crisp from just getting near the sun) and then being fired off across the stars to freeze and kill off any forms of vegetarian on earth (if not turned to ash, the only hope of life of earth (after this scenario) would be single celled life that have extremely high resistance to the cold) or just fall directly into the sun to be broken down to nothing."

So now you know how slingshot orbits work? Give me a freaking break.

Well the fact, you didn't even get the satire until you were told is a start, plus the fact that your one opinion doesn't equal a whole community.

Yes I do, but that doesn't change the fact we would be pulled in, nor that beings on the planet would still continue to exist, the way they have done for millions and millions of years.

Plus what are the chance that being in a fairly stable orbit, that earth hasn't been destroyed by a big enough meteor yet (as their are many meteors falling into earth but the atmosphere obviously decomposes them), but the moment we go on a different path, we will be destroyed? Your logic is very flawed.

Its basic understanding of forces.

Am I talking to an idiot? Because its SO far fetched someone would have the mental capacity to understand a completely difficult topic of forces.

I didn't get the satire because I couldn't possibly imagine anyone would be so stupid as to think the random crap in that first post was funny.

Also, An impact, properly applied, could hurl us into the sun, an impact, properly applied, could also pulverize us into a cloud of floating dust with no orbit whatsoever.

However, the force to turn us into that dust is MUCH less than the force to send us into the sun (for reference, its that big burning thing that is (now this part is important) REALLY F---ING FAR AWAY). So there is no way a force could send us into the sun, without being to small a force to pulverize us into orbit-less dust, SO, it cannot happen (unless it is gradually applied, IE NOT nukes, and NOT a meteor)

So yeah, I understand it pretty well, I also think I poked quite a few holes in your idiotic argument. Hmm, I guess you could always reply saying that last argument was satire.

 

[cynicalandbored]

Until all facts of a universe are answered (which obviously they won't be) you can't say "there can't be life".

He said life like our own. Which is perfectly true. Most of Earth's living organisms rely on the sun. Take that away, and we die. Simple as. If not from all the plants dying and eventual starvation, then the massive vitamin D deficiencies. And I don't want to die from rickets...

Other life, as was also already pointed out, can survive without light from the sun. That would continue to exist here on Earth without a light source.

 

[mindclockwork]

I take it that's some good pot you've got there?

this.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

To be serious, about this, the Sun as we know keeps us alive, as we evolved and adapted around it, so could it be capable of murder (And now back to stupid) not random, but well planned?

Not the first person to have this idea:

Beach towels laid on Bondi Beach in Sydney, Australia, to raise awareness about the dangers of skin cancer caused by suntanning. Each towel represents a skin cancer victim.

 

[-Drifter-]

In international news, the sun has been accused of counts of both murder and accessory to murder too numerous to count. When police went to arrest it at it's home in space, the sun did not go without a fight, and as many as 236 police officers were burnt to a crisp. It was, however, eventually apprehended. As the sun was taken back to the precinct, it was seen shouting 'you people wouldn't even f**king exist without me! This is bullsh*t!' in the streets. The trial will begin as soon as there is a courtroom big enough to hold it.

In other news, the planet has been engulphed in complete darkness and temperatures everywhere have plummeted to well below freezing. More on that after the break.

1.) Satire? What were you making fun of? It wasn't even funny

2.) Do you even realize how far we are from the sun? A meteor would be big enough to destroy the earth entirely before it would get anywhere close to sending us into the sun


"5. Yes it can, if the sphere was imperfect the balance would be lost and so either, we would be slingshot-ted by circling the Sun (If not incinerating us to a crisp from just getting near the sun) and then being fired off across the stars to freeze and kill off any forms of vegetarian on earth (if not turned to ash, the only hope of life of earth (after this scenario) would be single celled life that have extremely high resistance to the cold) or just fall directly into the sun to be broken down to nothing."

So now you know how slingshot orbits work? Give me a freaking break.

Well the fact, you didn't even get the satire until you were told is a start, plus the fact that your one opinion doesn't equal a whole community.

Yes I do, but that doesn't change the fact we would be pulled in, nor that beings on the planet would still continue to exist, the way they have done for millions and millions of years.

Plus what are the chance that being in a fairly stable orbit, that earth hasn't been destroyed by a big enough meteor yet (as their are many meteors falling into earth but the atmosphere obviously decomposes them), but the moment we go on a different path, we will be destroyed? Your logic is very flawed.

Its basic understanding of forces.

Am I talking to an idiot? Because its SO far fetched someone would have the mental capacity to understand a completely difficult topic of forces.

I didn't get the satire because I couldn't possibly imagine anyone would be so stupid as to think the random crap in that first post was funny.

Also, An impact, properly applied, could hurl us into the sun, an impact, properly applied, could also pulverize us into a cloud of floating dust with no orbit whatsoever.

However, the force to turn us into that dust is MUCH less than the force to send us into the sun (for reference, its that big burning thing that is (now this part is important) REALLY F---ING FAR AWAY). So there is no way a force could send us into the sun, without being to small a force to pulverize us into orbit-less dust, SO, it cannot happen (unless it is gradually applied, IE NOT nukes, and NOT a meteor)

So yeah, I understand it pretty well, I also think I poked quite a few holes in your idiotic argument. Hmm, I guess you could always reply saying that last argument was satire.

And you could chill the fuck out. So you didn't find it funny, fine. But you're starting to sound like a kid throwing a tantrum.

 

[Duke Nil]

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/thu-october-11-2007/media-blitz

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