The Sun, a mass murderer!!

[Ekonk]

Black people were around first. Humanity was born in Africa, but the dark skin was unnecessary in the colder regions of the world, so slowly disappeared.

Actually, white colors REFLECT heat, black ABSORBS heat, so your statement is entirely incorrect.

BUZZZ! WRONG! It's not about the colour, the colour is a side effect of the presence of melanine, a pigment formed by melanocytes in the skin. Melanine shields the core of the cell and thus the DNA from the harmful UV-rays of the sun. Therefore it prevents sunburn, mutations, and skin cancer. It's why you tan from the sun; the presence of UV leads to the production of melanine, but black people, having evolved in the sunny Africa, have lots of them by nature.

(Also, you're a bit right, because I said 'colder' regions, were I should have said 'less sunny' regions.)

 

[Urgh76]

can i buy some crack off you?

OT: no the sun is not a cunningly devilishly handsom evil, genius, diabollical, modest evil mastermind like mwah

 

[Shoggoth2588]

The sun is only part of the problem!

Remember the Dinosaurs!? They were just goin' about their daily lives when BAM! Meteor strike. Remember Night of the Living Dead? The dead rose due to SPACE-RADIATION. The Moon has water but can we go hang out with it? Nooooooo. Pluto was getting a little friendly and next minute, BAM! NO LONGER A PLANET!

It is obvious that The Sun and many other astral bodies are part of some sort of horrible, galactic crime family guilty of Genocide. They must be stopped before it's too late! We have to ... oh no ... Oh crap it's Mercury!! CALL THE PO~ FJALIKJFGAOIESFASJS;LREFKNJVKSFDV';L

 

[CuddlyCombine]

wut

Man, you're right! Air is a piece of shit, too. If air didn't exist, we wouldn't have needed to develop lungs, and we wouldn't get lung cancer! Fuck, existence itself is a murderer. In giving us limited life, the Powers That Be insured that we would only end up dying at the hands of natural causes/Cthulhu.

The world is a terrible place, my friend.

 

[historybuff]

Uh.....what?

I'm suprised some American has'nt tried to sue the Sun for burning them yet, they sue for pretty much everything else.

You're right. What was I thinking, just using aloe like all the other normal people? I should have sued the sun....for....uh. Well. I'm sure they use American dollars in space.

 

[Jinx_Dragon]

I take it that's some good pot you've got there?

Agreed, but why oh why won't he share!

 

[Puzzles]

I like your roundabout logic!

Interestingly I had a dream last night about my friend having a negroplasty, and seeing what it was like to change race. It was odd.

I think the sun is our benelovent leader, not malicious in any way (until it swallows the surrounding planets in a few billion years).

 

[Pimppeter2]

What about UV rays? Yea, I went there

The Sun causes Cancer!

 

[King of the N00bs]

Heres to you mr. random strange-but-thoughtful-epiphany-person (mr. strange-but-thoughtful-epiphany-person!)

 

[p3t3r]

I take it that's some good pot you've got there?

/thread

 

[dalek sec]

Our path is clear. We must arrest the sun.

Someone start making some big ass, heat resistant cuffs.

I'll go get the Sheriff

You might want to call SWAT in for this one, I don't think the sun is just going to give up without a fight.

 

[wootsniper]

Black people were around first. Humanity was born in Africa, but the dark skin was unnecessary in the colder regions of the world, so slowly disappeared.

Actually, white colors REFLECT heat, black ABSORBS heat, so your statement is entirely incorrect.

this isn't about heat smartass,
its about UV radiation


PS: it's UV right?

And if THAT'S what you're talking about, then color has nothing to do with it.

??? wtf?, who cares about the colour. I never mentioned colour.
this is about melanin, and melanin just happens to be black

 

[Biek]

We should totally sue the sun.

 

[Arfonious]

That's just stupid. Do you call water a murderer because people drown? Or fire for burning people to death?

These are all objects and by the way without the sun we would not be here

 

[Danpascooch]

This is the dumbest thread I have ever heard

BTW an even better example of this absolutely ridiculous argument would be heat stroke and skin cancer.

You just made an observation that things in the world are linked, good for you.

Time for my argument!

The ocean is a murderer, remember that Tsunami?

See, anyone can do it, it is just a waste of time.

We need to arrest the ocean,someone get me those ghostbusters absorbo-disks we can throw them in the ocean and save the world,then we throw the discs into the sun and that extinguishes it.BAM we did it.

Every single person would die, but we would be heros!!!

lets do it

 

[ShakyFiend]

Oh, I thought you meant the paper as in 'the sun'

 

[SultanP]

This might be the dumbest thing I've heard in a long time, and I recently spent a couple hours with a girl who could be convinced she was playing the guitar in the middle of a Burger King until she looked down and saw that she didn't have a guitar.

 

[Lexodus]

Our path is clear. We must arrest the sun.

Someone start making some big ass, heat resistant cuffs.

I'll go get the Sheriff

I already shot him...

but I didn't shoot the deputy. *ducks*

 

[Lexodus]

Heres to you mr. random strange-but-thoughtful-epiphany-person (mr. strange-but-thoughtful-epiphany-person!)

Simon and Garfunklol?