The Sun: a review

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

Tell Amaterasu that I am in R'lyeh and I won't be back until the stars align and the Old Ones return to rule over the earth.

Cthulhu!

 

[cainx10a]

Spoiler: Geif me teh sun!

How many episodes did it take him to charge up his Kamehameha?

Also, no spiky hair , WTF!

It's a rip-offfffffffffffffff [until the echos of a billion DBZ fanboy fades into space ...]

 

[Ago Iterum]

Spoiler: Geif me teh sun!

How many episodes did it take him to charge up his Kamehameha?

Also, no spiky hair , WTF!

Don't mess with the sun dude. It does freaky things.

Spoiler: Like turning this...

Spoiler: Into this...

AAAAH!

 

[oliveira8]

I thought it was going to be about the newspaper....

 

[Knight Templar]

Yeah this isn't a review.

 

[RedDiablo]

Well, if we lacked the Sun, we wouldn't be here exactly right? I would give it a 8/10 really. Other than the occasional skin cancer and sunburns, it's still pretty good.

 

[Talendra]

Terrible game, not even worth a rent, it requires so much energy to run, and caused my entire house to overheat during summer time. While at times the graphics can be very beautiful, most of the time it seems to be very buggy, and you cannot look at it without your eyes hurting. there was obviously many complaints about brightness issues in Moon, and while the full moon expansion fixed this, Sun has taken this too far. While Sun could have been great, it seems it has been a rush job again, and we have ended up with a sub par product, I will be sticking to Moon.

 

[spyrewolf]

i hear they're making a sequel supposed to be on a bigger budget this time round, the original one was kinda hard to watch, but apparently the next one should be hot.

 

[Vrud]

See, this is why I avoid anything below a binary star system. One star fails you and the whole thing is shit.

 

[Lord Krunk]

Spoiler: Geif me teh sun!

How many episodes did it take him to charge up his Kamehameha?

Also, no spiky hair , WTF!

I have to say I laughed. Good job.

Anyway; do we really need this? We have like a bajillion 'Life' reviews, and an influx of random crap after Hey Joe wrote another one of his reviews of inanimate objects. At least he did his research.

Please, just stop this. It's not impressing anyone.

 

[sneak_copter]

Spoiler: Geif me teh sun!

How many episodes did it take him to charge up his Kamehameha?

Also, no spiky hair , WTF!

Don't mess with the sun dude. It does freaky things.

Spoiler: Like turning this...

Spoiler: Into this...

AAAAH!

That was fucking funny.

 

[Maddziller]

I....
Don't know how to reply to this.

Eh..
Um...
Yes...?

 

[D_987]

The graphics are just a bunch of lens flare and "I am a burning hydrogen orb" is the entire story.It has no gameplay unless you count lying under it and waiting for it to burn you, nor does it have any sound. I give it a 1 out of 10. If you own a lamp you don't need the Sun unless you are a farmer. The Mayans said otherwise but that is probably why their civilization collapsed. Tell Amaterasu that I am in R'lyeh and I won't be back until the stars align and the Old Ones return to rule over the earth.

*Sigh*

Enough with the "joke" reviews. They arn't funny (ever), waste forum space, pushing down proper reviews from posters who actually attempt to write well. I have seen one decent inanimate object review and that was produced by Hey Joe. Perhaps you should try reading that before posting another one of these pointless threads (that always either spam off-topic or get a lot of posts as people make jokes, as has happened here). I think I may have seen you write a similar thread before, but if not my points remain valid.

 

[Gamine]

the Sun, Sun

Abi Sun, Newspaper???

 

[Gerazzi]

-_-
I think I speak for all of us that are actually looking for a good game, when I say this may be the most useless thread in the entire Escapist forums, plus, it wasn't even funny.

 

[Scary_Bob]

*SPOILERS AHEAD*
Aw but the ending was so awesome, turns out it was just one of the FSM's Glorious Meatballs which had fallen on to the great Celestial griddle pan and caught fire.

 

[Nivag the Owl]

A negative review? I've heard only good things about it. Especially considering that it's still played today despite it being the most retro game of all time. It's been out for years!

 

[Agent Larkin]

While there were several problems that were fixed with the "Supernova v.2012" patch my main issue with that game is the fact it keeps burning through my processeser. Intel is in love with it though.

 

[zacaron]

that "review" was an utter discrace you didn't even mention the long term radiation it bombards you with

 

[Inverse Skies]

Have you seen an eclipse? Then you know how cool the sun is!

Also stand outside with the sun on your back. Feel that? It's free too.