The ability to boil water instantaneously, but only if you take piss in it first.
The ability to memorize pi to 1 millionth digit, but only if you eat 10 whole pies of different flavors in an hour.
The ability to make acorns fall of a tree at will.
The ability to start a fire with your mind, but only directly under your feet, and if you pour lighter fluid from your head to your shoes.
The ability to shit a chicken...
The ability to grow your fingernails and hair at will, but only when there is a full moon out.
The ability to read 1000 words a second, but when activating this power, you can speak 1 word per 10 seconds for the next hour.