The Superpower Thread... WITH A TWIST!!!

[Gemore]

To be able to post thoughtful and orginal forum replies FIRST.

 

[Pegghead]

Never ever having to wait in a line.

 

[WolfEdge]

The ability to give others the ability to have shitty super powers.

What do I win?

 

[Lord Krunk]

Luck.

Some goons go at me, I drop a broom which causes a chain reaction that impales them all.

I write a book, I'll spend the rest of my life in a sky mansion because I am that rich.

Even Batman can't stop me. Best power ever?

 

[Angus565]

The ability to have my clothes explode off my body and be replaced by a tux whenever I snap my fingers.

 

[TrollOgerElf]

The power to secretes a chemical that nearly every form of animal life finds offensive.
Included me.

 

[rddj623]

The ability to turn any part of my flesh necrotic at will, then turn it normal again.

 

[Uber Evil]

I'm starting to get a little sick of these "WITH A TWIST" threads. Someone done it and it was good the first time, now it's just getting overused.

Thank you for stealing my words.
It's getting very annoying see old threads "with a twist!".

 

[Commander Jack Rankin]

I'd have Reverse Precognition giving me an unerring ability to predict the past.

 

[Sir Thomas Sean Connery]

I would have the ability to instantly switch the contents of salt and pepper shakers. No real benefit to me except for entertaining pranks on people.

 

[HT_Black]

Shapeshifting...but only into common houseplants and mammals/birds that weigh under twenty pounds.

And the ability to tell exactly what I need to say or do to make a given person hate me more than anyone in the entire world.

 

[AssassinJoe]

The ability to turn into a wolf, but only whem I'm sleeping.

 

[Deku-Miguel]

the power, to read anyones hand writing

 

[C95J]

The power to turn off my alarm clock without having to get out of bed.

 

[Polaris19]

The power to make my weight anything I feel like between 150 pounds and 215 pounds.

Useless, but interesting. IT'd be fun to screw with people on a day to day basis...

 

[Magicman10893]

The ability to boil water instantaneously, but only if you take piss in it first.

The ability to memorize pi to 1 millionth digit, but only if you eat 10 whole pies of different flavors in an hour.

The ability to make acorns fall of a tree at will.

The ability to start a fire with your mind, but only directly under your feet, and if you pour lighter fluid from your head to your shoes.

The ability to shit a chicken...

The ability to grow your fingernails and hair at will, but only when there is a full moon out.

The ability to read 1000 words a second, but when activating this power, you can speak 1 word per 10 seconds for the next hour.