The superpower/weakness game

[Ramthundar]

To lazer cat: u spill it on your pants. Now you have white stuff in an uncomfortable place.
To Maddawg: You accidently get all the cell phone connections and explode because of the number of random 13-year old girl texts.

You have the power to persuade anyone you talk to.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

you persuade Obama to launch nukes at china and this happens

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZMwKPmsbWEgreat job

the power of immortallity

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

To Ram: But you lose the ability to speak in useful languages.
To Mad: But you confused Imortality with Imorality and now you are a horrible person with no morals who is a general asshole to everyone he sees.

The power to control energy in all of its forms (Yeah, I know I did this before..deal with it)..

 

[TenthRegeneration]

You destroy yourself by accident with a misdirection of a positive negative energy flow.

The power to kill a yak from 200 yards away, with mind bullets.

 

[prinxess]

But your blind so you dont know when there is yaks around.

The power to pee any beverage.

 

[terribleyetfun]

but the all the beverages you pee taste like piss.

the power to erase things from exsistance.

 

[SnowCold]

but only things you love and care about

The power to make badges

 

[SnowCold]

Inspired by the superpower conndrum thread, every poster post a super power, and the next poster need to say what is the weakness, which is always some sort of the oppiset of the power
For Ex.
Post 1: The power to fly
Post 2: But you can't walk on the ground
The power to breath fire
Post 3: But you can touch liquids

And so on...

Ok lest start!
The power control wind

It seems alot like Champions, a commericial RPG thats been around since the 80's where one of the aspects is that you can choose you own weakness('S).

I didn't exsist in the 80's, so I didn't ripoff it.
Can we please return to our main subject gentlewo/men

 

[Ramthundar]

Going from Snowcolds previous power:

But you end up making a bunch of ones that no one understands or can get, so ur all alone.

The power to clone anything!

 

[prinxess]

But only things that have 4 eyes and a purple shirt.


The power to fly.

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

But only into walls.

The power to persuade anyone to do or believe anything you tell them..

 

[SnowCold]

but only people that don't speak your language, so you can tell them what to do.

The power that has no weaknesses! (an easy one, I know, but its late and I don't care =P)

 

[prinxess]

...

The power to cut my grass in 2 seconds.

 

[SnowCold]

...

The power to cut my grass in 2 seconds.

but in grows back in the 2 next seconds

The power to use smileys IRL

 

[prinxess]

But your blind so you cant see them.

The power to change color..

 

[Lord George]

But your colour blind

The power to make kittens rain from the sky

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

But you are allergic to cats...

The power of being able to kill people with a magical Notebook of Death...

 

[prinxess]

But you cant read the spells to kill them.

The power to make waffles come alive..