The superpower/weakness game

[Lord Beautiful]

But your sight is impaired.

I choose the power of having no powers.

 

[Ramthundar]

And then you lose the power to breath, eat, and control your bladder.

The power to control a legion of minions!

 

[SnowCold]

Those minions are flies with no wings

The power to destroy bees, wasps and flies with my mind

 

[terribleyetfun]

But you can only destroy one bee/wasp/fly a minute and as soon as you do all the other bees/wasps/flies come after you looking for revenge.

the power to summon sexy exotic dancers out of nowhere.

 

[EeveeElectro]

But the dancers don't notice you.

The power to use midgets as an army.

 

[stormcaller]

But you have a massive headache and can never think straight.

The power to turn water into delicious,flowing maple syrup for all to enjoy. (This would be the ultimate power evar)

 

[ThreeWords]

It affects all the water within 2 feet of you
e.g. you become 70% syrup instead of 70% water and suffer a sticky end (har har)

The power to be infinity lucky, and always have everything work out well for you

 

[markstit]

but you don't exist

the power to think of something and make it real

 

[RagnorakTres]

But it turns out that in the alternate reality you live in (seriously, since when were we useless?) America never came to be.

The power to analyze any situation, make a decision about the best course of action, and instantly gain the skills necessary to utilize that knowledge.

 

[zenoaugustus]

But you can only use that power on what television channel to watch.

The power to write awesome songs instantly, without effort.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

but all the songs you write are in an alien language that no one on earth can translate. not even you and you wrote it.

the power to guess on a written test and always be right.

 

[NeoAC]

Too bad it was the test to see if they should put you in an insane asylum.

The power to instantly censor anything, anywhere, anytime. (In which case the FCC is looking for your help.)

 

[Arntor]

You are blind.

The power to travel by jumping in and out of shadows.

 

[terribleyetfun]

but the locations you appear at are completely random and you accidentally hop in on your parents making love.

the ability to summon armies of undead warriors from the earth.

 

[SnowCold]

But hey aren't YOUR army, you just summon them

The power of being always right

 

[Grimm91]

But only about things that don't matter.

you can get everyone to have sex with you.

 

[You didnt have to wear an eye patch]

You have no sexual organ.

The power to have no weaknesses.

 

[CertifiedWaffle]

But the weakness lies in having no weaknesses, and you could never die so what would you do if you wanted to die but couldn't?

The power to create flowers out of thin air.