The superpower/weakness game

[ThreeWords]

only because you already have every disease known to man

the power to be be super-likeable, so everyone is your friend and wants to do what you say

 

[Mystic Beef]

but without enemies you can't vent your anger and EXPLODE

the power to turn into plants at will

 

[Spacelord]

only to be eaten by livestock

Webslinging

 

[Mystic Beef]

But you have 49 days 23 hours and 59 minutes to live Oh the irony !

The power to give someone an orgasm by touching them !

 

[Daniosislestat]

chuck norris

nuff said

The ability to make any videogame character real at a whim (and no they cant kill you lol)

-Danny-

 

[Mystic Beef]

But they are the size they appear on screen and useless except to kill rats !

The ability to make things grow enourmous *wink*

 

[Daniosislestat]

however you can only use it on the videogame characters you pulled out of the screen

the ability to bring thundercats back to TV (that would HAVE to be a superpower for that to happen -_-)

-Danny-

 

[ThreeWords]

however, the rights have been bought by some shitty company, and thundercats become so bad that it's worse than them not being on tv

glow in the dark hair

 

[Daniosislestat]

its not just the hair on your head that glows in the dark...

the ability to make £100 notes appear on command

 

[Daniosislestat]

yahtzee proceeds to ban you from the site and damn you to being kicked in the balls for all eternity using newrocks... =/

The ability to cure any illness/disease

-Danny-

 

[Ramthundar]

I'm going to assume the power Amazing Orgazmo has is amazing orgasms.

But the girl doesn't get anything, making the hot, sweaty 10 seconds all about you. Rumours start to spread, and now you have no women interested in you.

The power to control an army of super soldiers!

 

[SnowCold]

Super STUPIED soliders

The power to STFU people with my mind.

 

[Daniosislestat]

you have to mind to use it with =P

The ability to turn copper into gold

-Danny-

 

[Matronadena]

the only problem is it can't be refined

to mimic any voice, or sound you have ever heard at will.

 

[Sir Broccoli]

Unfortunately, you will get kicked in the crotch

The power to turn bricks into delicious apple pie