The superpower/weakness game
- Thread starter SnowCold
- Start date
Recommended Videos
dammit ninja'd
But its so powerful it looks through everything and you see nothing !
The power to mix the most amazing cocktails
But its so powerful it looks through everything and you see nothing !
The power to mix the most amazing cocktails
but the crews always mutiny !
i thought they floated anyway but okay
The power to create cutlery out of thin air
i thought they floated anyway but okay
The power to create cutlery out of thin air
but the cutlery is always above you face down so you get knives on your head
the power to never be cold in winter
the power to never be cold in winter
The problem is you get a court issue for indecent exposure (sorry for fast reply i couldnt pass it up)
the power to change into pac-man GO GO POWER PELLETS
the power to change into pac-man GO GO POWER PELLETS
But you have an unstoppable urge to go round and round mazes FOREVER
The power to count to infinity
The power to count to infinity
however, you only pass on the computer records, so when people get suspicious about your perfect score, they check the paper and there's no writing!
The power to always have a theme tune
The power to always have a theme tune
however, insomniac games only employ insomniacs, and so you either lose your job or your sleep
the ability to divide by zero
the ability to divide by zero
however, they always post unhelpful, retarded posts, and once they start, there's no way to stop them. And then they start BREEDING!
The power to repel annoying people whenever they come within 6 feet of you
The power to repel annoying people whenever they come within 6 feet of you
sadly the power gets out of hand so when you become slightly anoying you tear apart into 7.9 pieces
the ability to turn everyday children into weapons of mass destruction
the ability to turn everyday children into weapons of mass destruction
But he's only your ***** for 2.6 seconds and afterwards he slaps you.
The power to kick a man in the nuts with enough force to break the Earth in half.
The power to kick a man in the nuts with enough force to break the Earth in half.
but your nuts slowley shrivel up every time you use your kicking foot.
the power to begin an entire war over a donut.
the power to begin an entire war over a donut.
But all the food in the world except the donut is gone,so you starve to death,ending war or eat the donut,ending war.
The power to genetically enhance yourself.
The power to genetically enhance yourself.
Ah... but every time you call upon the Magic Donut, a hobbit who has a strange fetish with ring-shaped objects steals the donut and goes into hiding.maddawg IAJI said:
The power to harness hobbits into a war against obesity, using donuts as a chief power supply by raiding Dunken Donuts and ending obesity.