The superpower/weakness game

[Theon Tonarim]

But all the hobbits eat the donuts, and become obese.

The power to make any member of whatever gender you like to become instantly attracted to you.

 

[zauxz]

But you cant control it, and its so strong, that everyone will instantly want to rape you.

The power to mind control animals

 

[Sir Broccoli]

But their heads explode after 5 minutes

The power to destroy every weakness!

 

[Daniosislestat]

well seeing as a superpower was missed ill jump in with one

the ability to control the weather

-Danny-

 

[maddawg IAJI]

you create a hurricane in new orleans and now everyone is pissed at you. they just fixed it to.

The power to create weapons out of thin air.

 

[LeonLethality]

but the weapons (if a blade) are always dull and (if a gun) always jam or always have some major flaw making them unoperable (sp?)

the power to controll nuclear warheads

 

[maddawg IAJI]

leon:you do this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZMwKPmsbWE

orgazmo: then the koreans steal your credit card number.

the power to use monkeys as ninjas.

 

[LeonLethality]

but the ability is obselete because the cryogenic lab is on pluto (THE PLANET!!!!) and you have no means to get there

the ability to creat invisible clothing (that makes you invisible mind you)

 

[Dr Commie]

but they disappear upon movement.

The ability to know when someone is lying.

 

[ThreeWords]

but no one wants to talk to you, cos you know everything about them

the ability to own anything you want, by pointing at it and saying "mine"

 

[LeonLethality]

but it doesnt come with purchase so you are overcome with guilt and court orders

the ability to slap the most annoying of idiots no matter where or when

 

[Crowghast]

The weakness being that you will never achieve anything else in your life, for as long as you still [i\]have[/i] a one.

The ability to be entirely immortal to both mental and physical damage or decay.

 

[Dr Commie]

But you are locked in a coffin below the earths crust.

The ability to eat mushrooms and get bigger and throw fire (much like Mario)

 

[ThreeWords]

however, Full Sail University is in Orlando, England, making your masters degree a fake. Because of this fake degree, no one trusts you anymore, and you fail at life

to be the only person who can send death by EMAIL!

 

[Spacelord]

... but it always ends up deleted by the recipient's spam filter.

The ability to talk to various animals...