The superpower/weakness game

[SnowCold]

But everytime you do, bees come and sting you to death

The power to summon and control stuff from 4chan

 

[Mystic Beef]

but only while in the shower !

The power to eat inhuman amounts of tacos !

 

[xxcloud417xx]

But you're always constipated. ALWAYS! And no amount of fiber or metamucil will help you. It's unnavoidable constipation! Oh the Horror!

The power to seduce any woman alive. Ugly or Super hot.

 

[Mystic Beef]

But you are gay

the power to control what people say

 

[Husky.Gnoll]

the power to control what people say

but you can only control the voice of deaf or retarded people.

Power to control the minds of all governments of all worlds in any dimension and at any time including weekends.

 

[Mystic Beef]

But you cant control your own body

The ability to turn electricity on and off with a glance

 

[Mystic Beef]

But you cant control your own body

The power to wash clothes by touching them
so incredibly useful
sorry double post im an idiot reply to either

 

[SnowCold]

but all the dirt is absorbs in your blood stream

The power too make WalrusGuy level YTPs

 

[ThreeWords]

but everyone thinks WalrusGuy made, them, and you get no credit

the power ... of the FUNK!

 

[CertifiedWaffle]

But no one else would see this power except for you

The power to summon lambs at will

 

[ThreeWords]

but the number of lambs in uncontrollable, and you are crushed my massive pile of young sheep

The power to know everything

 

[CertifiedWaffle]

but you can't speak, hear, or write therefore not having the ability to share your knowledge to the world.

The power to control stuffed animals and bring them to life.

 

[Husky.Gnoll]

The power to control stuffed animals and bring them to life.

But they chase after you when they come to life.

The power to summon and control throngs of loyal gnolls to destroy all stuffed animals and teletubbies on Earth, especially Moe.

 

[shotbyamonk]

the problem is u can only lie, even to yourself, so if you end up hungry you will lie to yourself thinking your not hungry then u die from hunger

power to control every eletical devise in the world

 

[Mystic Beef]

but only to make them explode hilariously !

the power to dance all night long

 

[Sir Broccoli]

But you can only do the chicken dance!

The power to turn people into silly hats.

 

[SnowCold]

But they burn to ashes when you finish them

the power of not being sick ever

 

[EscapeGoat_v1legacy]

Unfortunately, you swell up with bile that you cannot get rid of, and explode. (Try not to imagine that, methinks)

The power to control my own destiny, and steer me towards a glorious future!