The superpower/weakness game

[FalloutJack]

But all your other limbs disappear.

The power to bleed minds. (Cause your brain to collapse, basically.)

 

[NeoAC]

Try it on someone with an I.Q. below 50 however, and the only mind that will bleed is your own.

The ability to freeze anything instantly.

 

[terribleyetfun]

but your own mind is barely functioning

the ability to turn your limbs into swords

 

[NeoAC]

I do believe I ninja'd you, sir. But I will reply to yours anyways.

But you need a sidekick to wield you since you can't move with sword legs.

As posted before, The ability to freeze anything instantly.

 

[terribleyetfun]

seeing as how your post went unanswered I will answer it for you

anything you freeze defrosts in 5 minutes

the ability to absorb someone else`s knowledge and skills

 

[Coolty545]

But you suffer from severe short-term memory loss.

The power to summon various assortments of pie.

 

[TheBlueRabbit]

EDIT:ninja'd. damn

but you can only eat cake.


The ability to breathe underwater.

 

[Coolty545]

Mwahahahhaha!

As you have gills, you cannot go on land. Stupid fish logic.

Your charisma is so fantastic, any woman will fall for you.

 

[TheBlueRabbit]

but you ARE a woman.


You can shrink to an inch tall

 

[Coolty545]

Once. Unfortunately, you're a big basketball star and the NBA championships are in five minutes.

The ability to juggle double-bladed swords.

 

[HyruleanHyroe]

But you can only juggle them by the blades, which reeeeally hurts.

The power to always smell AWESOME.

 

[TheBlueRabbit]

But you're the only one left with a nose.


You can pull pizza out of thin air.

 

[terribleyetfun]

but the pizza is stale and there is no toppings

the power to leap tall buildings in a single bound

 

[rogueshadows]

but no way to cushion the fall on the other side.

x-ray vision.

 

[Life-as-we-know-it]

But you can only see old naked people.

Mr Incredible.

 

[Damien the Pigeon]

But it's only a cool name; you have no powers.

The ability to shoot lasers out of your hands.

 

[TheIr0nMike]

But you get third degree burns after every shot

The ability to possess people

 

[Coolty545]

Edit: Whoopsie!

But they share your brain. And all that yelling must drive you insane.

The power to eat anything without fear of indigestion or poison.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

You mod yourself and the universe implodes.

The power of bringing unimaginably awesome sexual pleasure to a woman at any time.