The superpower/weakness game

[Damien the Pigeon]

But you're so ugly, they won't get anywhere near you.

The power to summon birds.

 

[Higurashi]

But they only attack you.. in terrifying swarms, picking at your bare flesh! Mahaha!

The power to heal. (the most awesome power ever, after all)

 

[Lord Beautiful]

Every wound you heal from another person, you gain yourself, and every wound you heal on yourself returns seconds later.

The power to kick ass and take names.

 

[chuckman1]

But your gay.

Power to kill anyone you want by thinking them dead

 

[Lord Beautiful]

You accidentally think of yourself.

The powers of omnipotence, omnipresense, and omniscience.

 

[Twentyfists]

But you are a terrible god and everyone hates you.

The power to sneeze bullets at high speeds.

 

[Coolty545]

If you ever dare to snort or sniff, a bullet ravages your brain matter.

The power to lick your elbow.

 

[NeoAC]

But people are freaked out by your chameleon-like tongue. Except for Gene Simmons, who finds it arousing.

The power to hypnotize anyone to do your bidding.

 

[Coolty545]

Unfortunately, you don't attend auctions very often.

The power to ENSLAVE THE HUMAN RACE.

 

[terribleyetfun]

your reign is terrible and you run the human race into the ground

the power to believe it`s not butter

 

[NeoAC]

However, you believe plastic explosive is ice cream.

The power to make it rain chocolate.

 

[Brokkr]

Yet chocolate burns your skin like acid.

The power to shoot pencils from your eyes.

 

[duckfi8]

power 2 control time

 

[Damien the Pigeon]

But only passive-aggressively.

The power to turn into animals!

 

[Dilla]

But only extinct species.

The power to turn your body into solid metal state.

 

[duckfi8]

but only over water

the power to have every power i want

 

[tbare]

but only when you're asleep

the power to leap tall buildings in a single bound (original, i know)

 

[Dilla]

but only when you're asleep

the power to leap tall buildings in a single bound (original, i know)

But you break your knees on landing.

The power to excrete gold nuggets.

 

[Shaves with a machete]

but they come out your urethra.

The power to control electronics with your mind and reshape them in any way you want.