The superpower/weakness game

[Ramthundar]

It also causes you to start going bald.

The power to super jump to distances of 60 ft.

 

[scatmanfan]

But that's your only way of movement.

The power of seduction!

 

[Ramthundar]

But it only works on old hags.

The power to absorb any ability of man or beast

 

[Crystal Cuckoo]

...Of the ghey. (idk)

The power to regenerate limbs.

 

[TheIr0nMike]

But they become twice as week, and loses one fourth of its size

The power to slow time down...

 

[terribleyetfun]

but you age twice as fast

the power to respawn each time you die

 

[chumpzilla_69]

But you respawn as a corpse

The power to bend the force of gravity to your whim

 

[scatmanfan]

This doesn't need a weakness! You bend the damn gravity to the right, everything to the left comes down and crushes you!

The power of burnination.

 

[Fightgarr]

But only when you are 'S' shaped.

The power to see 10 minutes into the future.

 

[chunkydude84]

But it takes 9 minutes and 59 seconds to activate.
The power to turn people into rubber duckies.

 

[Fightgarr]

But only if they sit very, very still and already exhibit many signs of duckliness.

The power to create real images with your mind.

 

[NeoAC]

But it only activates when your thinking of stuff you don't want to see. Jack Black and Cloris Leachman, together? Shudder.

The power to transmute matter into anything.

 

[Ramthundar]

The the matter tranmuter ratio is 1 billion to one.

The power to enslave the minds of millions.

 

[chunkydude84]

Millions of gnats, that is.
To power to create awesome.

 

[Turtleboy1017]

But having nothing to apply the awesome to, it just disperses.

The power to live forever.

 

[Marv21]

unless killed covientally or destroyed by diease

The power to summon a dragon, with which YOU RIDE!

 

[Musical-Wheelchair]

However the dragon is a complete coward, and will not fly toward another living being (save for plants).

You have the ability to completely sanitize things in an instant....

 

[chumpzilla_69]

But only your nieghbors poo

The power of ( prepare to get a little 1950's here) A THOUSAND MEN

 

[Avalanche91]

Only availeble when you finished Zelda CD-I

the power of being as stealthly as Solid Snake and Sam Fisher combined