The superpower/weakness game

[Lord Beautiful]

But the government eliminates private health care and ends your practices of taking money for medicine.

The power to look at as much pornography of any kind I like for any ammount of time without damaging the computer with viruses and such.

 

[SnowCold]

but only when your parents/children are next to you

the power to have 1k replys threds

 

[t0rm3n7]

but you can't actually type.

You have the power to devour worlds and stars

 

[SnowCold]

but only earth, and only with your self too.

The power to eat your self.

 

[prinxess]

But others ALWAYS join in.

The power to commit ANY crime WITHOUT being caught. :}

 

[SnowCold]

caught is a person, and the power is not being him, so you get jailed and raped

the power of win

 

[maskerade32]

but only over things that are so small and boring no one cares

the power to reflect/nullify/transfer and for of energy on touch

 

[SnowCold]

but only deadly engry, and only to people you love.

The power to blow up Twilight books with my mind.

 

[EscapeGoat_v1legacy]

Unfortunately, the film and soon-to-be sequels still remain, and you can never destroy them.

The power to be an awesome heavy metal singer.

 

[axelmaxima]

but you can only sing in a church.

The power to become a monkey.

 

[t.tocs]

But your monkey form has no arms and can't swing from trees...

The ability to turn water into diet mountain dew

 

[The_Chief]

but you can only do it in 3rd world contrys and all the poisons still remain

the power to make the cake true

 

[ThreeWords]

but the cake is always a lie!

the power to taste lies

 

[Mikkelet]

But you can't taste trues.

The power to double jump!

 

[Doitpow]

but not single jump, causing small obstacles to be a real problem

the power to determine the age of ornaments

 

[Ramthundar]

But you get hassled by old people going to the Antique Road Show. (that show where people have their junk appraised to find out it's worth thousands)

The power to cure mental illnesses

 

[Lord Beautiful]

Unfortunately, you yourself are mentally ill.

The ability to beat the shit out of Superman and the entire cast of X-Men simultaneously.

 

[Ramthundar]

But the Fantastic Four and Spiderman jump you from behind.

The power to bedazzle anything!

 

[SnowCold]

but Bedazzle really mean give them super powers and hatered towards you

The power the say awesome one liners

 

[prinxess]

But nobody is there to hear them.

The power of COWS >