The sweet liquid embrace of alcohol

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RavingLibDem

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Well been drinking since i was 17 in the UK, and I think the most I've had is about 8 pints, followed by some very generous rum shots... and after that my memory is foggy, I was quite ill though! lol
 

Guitar Gamer

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meh, alcohol tastes like paint thinner to me and drinking paint thinner doesn't sound like a great idea, beer is okay though, also the prospect of getting drunk repulses me
 

Supreme Unleaded

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xmetatr0nx said:
Evilbunny said:
xmetatr0nx said:
You mean the most? Um hmm 15 shots of tequila, two jager bombs, and about 9 beers if i remember correctly. Why? It was a christmas party and we were doing a lot of drinking games.
Impressive. Did you puke afterwards?
Um i dont remember? haha, i think i did after the 9 beers which i drank first since we were chugging them. I dont think i did anything else though.

klakkat said:
xmetatr0nx said:
You mean the most? Um hmm 15 shots of tequila, two jager bombs, and about 9 beers if i remember correctly. Why? It was a christmas party and we were doing a lot of drinking games.
If that amount is close to true, I'm pretty sure you don't remember correctly :p
Haha, well there are a few scenes missing from that night, but it was all for the greater good of out drinking my friend.
for somereason this is reminding me of that one 'Prince Of Belair' episode where Will drinks himself to death.
 

Cliff_m85

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3/4ths of a 750 mL bottle of Jack Daniels Single Barrel, as well as three shots of baileys irish cream while I played Rock Band. Went to bed and woke up to throw up all over my chest. My first thought was "Mmmm.....warm" followed by "turn your head, turn your head goddammit!" which I couldn't do.

As any drunk would do, I hobbled to the bathroom incase I needed to throw up more. Upon feeling the cold linoleum in the bathroom I thought it'd be smart to lay down on it....just for a minute. I woke up in the bathtub with chunks floating around me.

My mom found me on the bathroom floor with vomit and shit on me.



Never got that drunk again. Never will. :p
 

Akai Shizuku

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I don't drink due to the negative health effects.

The "good for your heart" thing is bullshit, because for every good thing it does for it in small amounts, it does lots of bad shit to your liver, kidneys, etc.
 

Ancalagon

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I drank 21 pints of McEwan's Export on my 21st birthday, then moved on to shots. I don't remember how many of them I had, but I can't imagine it was too many. I ended up stripping in the middle of the dancefloor in the nightclub I was working in at the time. I wasn't working that night, obviously.
 

DistinctlyBenign

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Ummmm....

3 beers, two smirnoff ice, a Rum and Coke, and a shot of Jack.

Yeah, I wasn't even drunk, but that was the most I've drank in one night. I've never been drunk.

I've only been 21 for a month and a half though, and I never drank underage.
 

z0nbie

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Akai Shizuku said:
I don't drink due to the negative health effects.

The "good for your heart" thing is bullshit, because for every good thing it does for it in small amounts, it does lots of bad shit to your liver, kidneys, etc.
only when you abuse it, your liver can easily process a glass and a half of wine ( or a beer or an ounce of spirits ) without any negative side effects ... the negative is when you abuse it... alcohol has benefits when enjoyed the way it is supposed to
 

Puzzles

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One day I started drinking early with friends, about lunch time.

I had:

1 and a half bottles of vodka (30 standard drinks)
Several beers in between
Then I went out clubbing for about 6 hours, and didn't have a time without a beer in hand, so I'm guessing about another 5 pints.

I woke up the next morning and vomited on and off for hours. It was the worst feeling ever.
 

Gotham Soul

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My favorite saying is "The best night is one you can't remember the following morning."

That being said, this one time I think I finished a whole bottle of Jack Daniels. Or at least 9/10ths of it.

WTB artificial livers.
 

QuirkyTambourine

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Oh lord our Spring Fling last year, went up to some frat house on campus, drank a few cups of jungle juice, played a drinking game or two...and the rest of the night's totally blank in my memory. I think I consumed too much alcohol after I blacked out
 

Duke Flipside

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Most in one night would probably be the one and only time I've ever KO'd from alcohol, my mate's End Of School party for our year; three bottles of beer, quarter of a bottle of vodka, a bottle of wine, a bottle of Apple Sourz, and half a bottle of Jagermeister...and then it was 11pm and I can't remember anything after then... All in all, about 55 units between 6pm and 11pm, plus whatever I drank after Jagermeister O'Clock. That was one hell of a party. Apparently around 2am my best mate (who was hosting the party) saw some guy face down in the gravel and thought "Heh, sucks to be him!". It was a few hours before he realised it was me :p I was hungover till about 5pm the next day, not fun! And I still can't drink Apple Sourz since that night :(

Most at once though would have to be my mate's 20th birthday last year though; half a pint of vodka mixed with half a pint of orange juice. I downed it in ten seconds flat. Let me tell you, the human stomach does not take kindly to having twelve units dumped on it in the space of ten seconds; felt like it was going to melt. Very strange, and not pleasant. Still, I didn't vom, and poured myself another. That was a good night! (Though, for the record, I took my time with that second one)

Edit: I should probably add; I'm not an alcoholic :p I just happen to be Scottish. And more specifically Glaswegian. Amongst my friends, I'm actually quite a moderate drinker...
 

MetaKnight19

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I can't drink that much because of medication, but the most I have had in one night is 3 pints of cider and 3 pints of Guinness
 

Ninja_X

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I don't drink for several reasons, first is cause I'm not old enough.

Second, its a drug high and I don't do that sort of thing.

Third, I won't put anything into this body that might impair my body's ability to function(alcohol messes with your brain and body).

Last, in a party its WAY to much fun being the one guy who isn't drunk.

Guess who put recorded all of you dumbasses doing retarded things while drunk and put it on youtube???? Me.
 

Slayer_2

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I don't drink, but I've seen some of my friends get pretty fucked up. Once one of them told me I had four eyes... that cracked me up.
 

Manbro

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12 beers chased up with a shot of vodka and a glass of Jagermeister...I did not feel well the next morning I can tell you.
 

bluepilot

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I usually like to have a drop of whisky before bed (yes, I know, I sound old)

I used to go social drinking but now I just feel `meh` about the whole thing

When I fail an important exam though, I hit the bottle
 

dweomermaster

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*sigh* i like my beer and my bourbon, probably too much.
there's a bourbon monster, he lives in my belly, when my belly grumbles its the monster saying "bourbon"
 

Standby

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The drunkest i've been was when i drank a bottle of whiskey in the space of an hour before a friends 18th birthday meal. Needless to say, i didn't make it to the dessert.
 

justhereforthemoney

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xmetatr0nx said:
You mean the most? Um hmm 15 shots of tequila, two jager bombs, and about 9 beers if i remember correctly. Why? It was a christmas party and we were doing a lot of drinking games.
Yea unless you weigh 300 lbs I dont know about all that. Especially 15 of tequila, cmon. So much that i blacked out and no one was there to remember for me. why? cause its college, you drink, no if, and, or buts.