I weigh 245 lbs now, and drink at least once a week, if not more, so you must be like some kind of drinking god then.xmetatr0nx said:
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30 minutes you would be dead, but 3 hours? You sir, are a true alcoholic, something I can only aspire to be.xmetatr0nx said:
I remember I met a buddy at the university last week and we started drinking in class at 8:30 am.
The first time I drank I snuck a bottle of I would say 15 year old orange liquer. I remember after my first few shots going "what the hell I dont see what the big deal is". Half the bottle later, "heeeey this is pretty awesome!" Stopped drinking after a few more shots I blacked out and I woke up the next morning laying in a pile of vomit. That was the first time I drank and was the drunkest I ever was. Since then it takes a whole lot of alcohol to get me truly, truly drunk.
For me there's three possible times, depending on how you measure it. Two of them were on spirits and I'm not sure how much I drank either night due to the excessive amounts consumed.
On the first I know I had at least 26 shots of various black and red spirits because I was playing pub snooker and my scorecard said I'd potted 13 reds and 13 blacks but apparantly I gave up scoring by the end so I'm not sure.
The second was a a mate's gig, I turned up with 40 quid on me and woke up the next day with nothing. It was 50p for a vodka/Irn Bru and £1.50 for a jager so gods know where it all went.
The last one and the one I'm most proud about is drinking 14 pints of Old Rosie (a proper scrumpy) without falling over, puking or being incoherant. Doesn't sound much but even a hardened drinker generally can't generally have more than 7 of them without passing out and I doubled that. Although that was probably due to the very attractive young lady that had just decided she quite liked me.
On the first I know I had at least 26 shots of various black and red spirits because I was playing pub snooker and my scorecard said I'd potted 13 reds and 13 blacks but apparantly I gave up scoring by the end so I'm not sure.
The second was a a mate's gig, I turned up with 40 quid on me and woke up the next day with nothing. It was 50p for a vodka/Irn Bru and £1.50 for a jager so gods know where it all went.
The last one and the one I'm most proud about is drinking 14 pints of Old Rosie (a proper scrumpy) without falling over, puking or being incoherant. Doesn't sound much but even a hardened drinker generally can't generally have more than 7 of them without passing out and I doubled that. Although that was probably due to the very attractive young lady that had just decided she quite liked me.
Far too much. Alcohol and I have a rocky relationship, but it's always there for me when I feel like drowning my existential woes.
I got through about eight beers the other night, as well as a shot of something-or-other from Poland. Was highly inebriated, as I'm quite skinny.
Most I've drank, though..Probably a decent-sized bottle of vodka, or half a bottle of Southern Comfort.
Most I've drank, though..Probably a decent-sized bottle of vodka, or half a bottle of Southern Comfort.
Of late, i.e. the last month or so, my whiskey and rum consumption has increased dramatically. It's not that I'm a border line alcholic or anything, it's just that being in India means that the spirits are dirt cheap and the people around me - my older cousin, the guy whose "employing me" (I use the term "employing" in it's broadest posssilbe sense), and an Indian friend of mine from Delhi - quite like to celebrate of an evening... or afternoon! For instance, if I finish some writing that I have to do, or if we go to a Ram Leela - plays held all over the country from big towns to tiny villages re-enacting the story of Rama, one of the Hindu Gods - or even just to relax after a stressful (yeah right) day in the sun, we find ourselves having a few "paks" (an Indian measurement) or even just go for whole a bottle and getting through that and a pack or two of cigarettes. But apart from copious amounts of whiskey & rum, and the occasional beer, I hardly drink at all...
I don't often drink, not even socially, but my preferred and really only booze I drink is: Absinthe. So you can guess the answer is 'not much.'
Drink a bottle, die of alcohol poisoning.
Drink a bottle, die of alcohol poisoning.
