"The Talk"

[Mookie_Magnus]

I learned when I was about 5-7. My parents had this book from God-knows-where that explained every facet of human biology in amusing cartoonish detail. In the sex and reproduction part, it had cartoony pictures of a naked boy and a naked girl, with their sex organs visible through their skin. Then on the next page it had a train-car with a cross-section of a penis attatched(all cartoon) going into a train-car with a vagina-like thing... Plus my mother was a natal-care nurse, so I got some stuff from her, too.

I wonder what happened to that book...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

They taught me sex-ed in 1st grade. My parents saw my notebook and got pale, followed by saying "Well, now, thats f*** up..."
I was perpetually disturbed, and I have sworn to be not be like most people *cough* from that moment on.

 

[masher]

I never had, "the talk". My elementary school had, "the movie", which was some guy coming in and talking about it in between short clips and slide-shows.

 

[isay]

My friend got the talk yesterday....he's 17.

 

[TheFacelessOne]

By the time I had a complete, not mean't-to-be-awkward, here's everything you will need to know talk, I already knew where the babies come from.

But I'm surprised how many people didn't have "the talk."

 

[Macgyvercas]

I had a talk with my dad when I was about 11

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I never had, "the talk". My elementary school had, "the movie", which was some guy coming in and talking about it in between short clips and slide-shows.

They made us watch cartoon bears doing it. I got mysteriously ill that week...

 

[Rigs83]

Never had but I work at a convenience store where we had a prominent display of the Swimsuit Issue of Sports Illustrated and an elderly woman became irrate because her grandchild saw it and they had to have a "Talk". She demanded we turn the covers around and on the back was a Green M&M ad with a similar posture.
I thought it was sad that someone would rather isolate a child than talk to them about the world they will have to live in.

 

[Sacman]

I went to catholic school all they did was ***** about abstenance all the time and my family just put parental codes on everything until I found out the password for everything was 1234. so I never got the talk and never really need it seeing how I'm fat have extremly low self esteem and probably won't get laid until I'm 30 anyway...

 

[Timotei]

However I have heard the "sex before marraige=VIP ticket to hell" speech directed at my boyfriend.

Lovely. Was this provoked by your presence?

My father saw my bofriend kiss the apparent whore is what I believed sparked the rant.

 

[Aur0ra145]

I had a sort of informal talk with my father. We were deer hunting and he started the whole, "Son, there comes a time when... well, you probably already know all this stuff. Any questions?"

I had a single question to pose to my father, "Does period blood still freak you out?"

My fathers reply, "Every fucking month."

That is also the only occasion I've heard my father say fuck. Anywho, that's it.

 

[Sallix]

I was given a leaflet by my mum, I read the leaflet, was horrified by it and filled in the gaps with porn.

Also some stuff at school, did anyone else have to watch the "some of your bits aint nice" video?

 

[Nimbus]

I got a book rather than a talk. It was soooooo less awkward that way.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I never had, "the talk". My elementary school had, "the movie", which was some guy coming in and talking about it in between short clips and slide-shows.

They made us watch cartoon bears doing it. I got mysteriously ill that week...

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Im serious, it also doubled as cartoon child porn. Apparently my school is not the only one who showed that...

 

[Chaos Bringer]

I always avoid it.

 

[Scrambles the Death-Dealer]

I was never given the talk, but a few of my friends have.
One of their mothers is asking her everytime after her boyfriend leaves if they had sex/wore protection/needs birthcontrol etc.
Pretty creepy.

 

[AbuFace]

I had a sort of informal talk with my father. We were deer hunting and he started the whole, "Son, there comes a time when... well, you probably already know all this stuff. Any questions?"

I had a single question to pose to my father, "Does period blood still freak you out?"

My fathers reply, "Every fucking month."

That is also the only occasion I've heard my father say fuck. Anywho, that's it.

That's awesome. Your dad wins an internet.

 

[Sydd]

When I had my first boyfriend, my dad told me he would feel no remorse in kicking me and my unborn child to the curb if I ever got pregnant.
But no, no actual talk. He's not too good at these things.

 

[DarkRyter]

I was watching porn since age 10, and ever since then I have been building a steady knowledge.