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The Great JT

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This leads me to believe that the Guard Dog might not have been a joke. [http://www.teamfortress.com/1308.htm]
 

dthvirus

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It's fake, and Valve is making us guess. Their continued flamewar called the Steam Forums is going out of whack right now.

JesterOfPuppets said:
That does engender the question of where the letter posted on the TF2 site came from...

I can't believe that valve threw that together in a day
If I remember correctly, some kid mailed Valve to send him a Force-A-Nature and he got back a similar looking sheet. It looks easy enough to do in a day
 

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The Great JT said:
This leads me to believe that the Guard Dog might not have been a joke. [http://www.teamfortress.com/1308.htm]
It is. [http://twitter.com/ValveNews/status/4144024662] We can all relax.
 

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Greyfox105 said:
Isn't it RED and BLU team? it's spelt BLUE on there... more than a little suspicious...
Its not BLUE in TF2. Its actualy BLU.

"Reliable Excavation & Demolition (RED) and Builders League United (BLU), are meant to represent two holding corporations that between them secretly control every government on the planet."
 

Katherine Kerensky

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AxelMiller said:
Greyfox105 said:
Isn't it RED and BLU team? it's spelt BLUE on there... more than a little suspicious...
Its not BLUE in TF2. Its actualy BLU.

"Reliable Excavation & Demolition (RED) and Builders League United (BLU), are meant to represent two holding corporations that between them secretly control every government on the planet."
yes... what I said... RED and BLUE team... I was pointing out the spelling mistake on the new class description...
 

Pyro Paul

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JesterOfPuppets said:
Baggie said:
It's fake, a piece of fan art that someone made for the lols. Suddenly everyone on the steam forums is posting on it and spamming valve with emails.

EDIT: Original thread is http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showthread.php?t=971220

Please dear LORD check your sources before posting this stuff.
Right back at'cha. Why don't YOU check http://www.teamfortress.com/ before acting like a cynic.
How about you Check the Time stamps.

the Thread was a fan based addition thrown in Sept. 20th. This was tossed around so much on the forums and spammed as 'awsome' that vALVE caught a look at it, and in turn Replied The same exact way they Replied to the person that filled out the Mail Order Coupons the next day.
 

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Insomniactk said:
It's a joke...
http://twitter.com/ValveNews/status/4144024662
Oh god, not again. Valve does NOT have a twitter account. Quoted from the TF2 forums:
VALVe has NO TWITTER.
ValveNews is not their official twitter account. They have none.

Proof they are not the official twitter:
http://twitter.com/ValveNews/status/1931130533
http://twitter.com/ValveNews/status/1931139322
http://twitter.com/ValveNews/status/1931146676

There, they said they weren't an official account.

Which means that this:
http://twitter.com/ValveNews/status/4144024662
Saying that the Dog thing is a joke is NOT an official statement.

Maybe it is a joke and they wont implement it, but Valve didnt confirm it yet (As far as I know).
STOP linking to this and freaking REALIZE that valve has no twitter account.

Please link to this thread so that everyone may realize this.
(If you want to.)

Thank you.
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To sum it up, twitter IS fake. Dog is PROBABLY fake.
Valve often likes to joke around and as I've said before... the update thingy is a fan made site. The letter that is on the Valve site is something they made, maybe in a response to the well made site. Or maybe it is something that will be added, but probably not as a new class.
Guard dog can be pretty much anything, seeing as it is an "invention" it's probably NOT A REAL DOG. But some kind of device. If it is real...
 

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Arcanz said:
Guard dog can be pretty much anything, seeing as it is an "invention" it's probably NOT A REAL DOG. But some kind of device. If it is real...
Maybe a hint to a new unlockable for Engi! "wink wink"
 
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BonsaiK said:
Spies are overpowered in TF2 and something does need to be done to rectify that.
Details please? From what I've seen the game is the closest to being balanced since release.

A spy will dominate in a team full of "rush to the front" killers, but against a serious team, spies should only be there to sap the guns so they can be 'naded.
 

Pyro Paul

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it is fake.
look at the domain names.

Fake Dog Update:
http://guarddog.50webs.com/

Scout Update:
http://www.teamfortress.com/scoutupdate/

Sniper vs. Spy Update
http://www.teamfortress.com/sniper_vs_spy/

notice a slight diffrence?
its valve, they own the freaking forum, why would they need a third party domain provider?
 

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I f you read the letter, it actually says it was a submission to 'MANN co.' (read as Valve) by an 'inventor' (read TF2 fan) so even that admits it was a piece of fan art that Valve liked so much they thought they might as well show to everyone and get us talking about the game again whilst all the TF2 team are off putting the finishing touches to L4D2
 
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JesterOfPuppets said:
I saw this, then cried with joy.
http://guarddog.50webs.com/
The dog from HELL!
I would be foolish to not say I was wrong once I have been proven .so This is a joke from vALVE, and is not an actual addition to the game.

Joining the Team Fortress group here [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/groups/view/The-Escapist-Team-Fortress-2-Group-PC] might have let you known earlier. (Shameless plug)
 

A Pious Cultist

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JesterOfPuppets said:
Sorry pal, no joke.

Check the newest post on http://www.teamfortress.com/

This is a legit as they come.
It's called playing along. Frankly AI characters would mean remaking all the maps to include nodes as well as coding NPCs and a imperial fuckounce of other stuff. Plus the model looks ... amateur made. I don't see how anyone could confuse this with anything other than an amusing joke.
 

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First off, it isn't a valve page so that alone should tell you something. As everyone and their dog has pointed out.
Second, it is over powered. That is one of the beauties of TF2... every class is equally useless!

Not that I wouldn't mind seeing some more classes added, there is a good potential there to expand on the game, but the obvious question still remain. How do you make a class that brings some use to a team in set situations but at the same time is mostly useless outside of those situations? Particularly a class that hasn't already got that niche filled by a pre existing class.

It is a good mental game though: what class would you make and how would you ensure it is equally useless?
 

Dancingman

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Original post is fake, I think Valve might just be playing along with the joke, at least I hope they are.