MaxTheReaper said:
goatzilla8463 said:
MaxTheReaper said:
Chocolate gives me a migraine.
All relationships end in break-ups or death.
Well then you have a screwed up anatomy.
Genetic condition.
No drinking, either. Leaves me in a horrible migraine-state for at least a day or two.
Reaperman Wompa said:
MaxTheReaper said:
...Well here's a surprise, nothing.
I told you it was a surprise.
How about emotionally crushing people face to face?
Putting a store clerk who tries to sell you halo for the Pc in his place?
Arson?
Turn that frown into a creepy and evil laugh, possibly preceded by a monologue.
I do not frown.
My face is expressionless as always.
I prefer to crush their actual soul first.
Then I just hollow out the remains and fill it with whatever amuses me.
Like candy.
Store clerks don't fuck around with me because I wear a trench coat. They know what happens to their kind when they mouth off.
my god but you're a depressing fellow
my bet is that you like to spend all your time moping around about how 'terrible' life is, when really you're cut a better deal than most.
have you ever even been in a relationship? if so when it ended did either you or your partner die?
thats a pathetic and sweeping statement and makes you just sound like a moody pubescent pessimist..
and eating chocolate gives you a headache and pain behind your eyes? you should see your doctor about that, everyone gets allergies..
people don't 'fuck around' with you when youre in your big manly trench coat, not on the grounds of being afraid of what will happen to 'their kind', but because they see an absolute idiot coming up and would rather avoid any conversation with someone who thinks it sounds perfectly serious to suggest crushing their soul.
and also 'expressionless as always'??? what the hell? of course you can possibly live your life without ever showing expression... let me guess as well, you're not able to feel emotion? its just a load of bullshit, youre trying to appear as a stereotype and its pathetic.
talking like that just makes you sound like an idiot dude, fucking lighten up.