The Thread of Love

[PsychicTaco115]

They show how ghosts dress!

Skrillex

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

When I cough it up I feel better.

Joseph Kony

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I managed to know absolutely nothing about that whole thing except that he exists.

Pony 2012

 

[PsychicTaco115]

It makes people feel self-satisfactory for not watching a TV show

Presidential debates

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

It's almost like watching an amazing film at the cinema but you're in your underpants at home.

Genital Warts.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I can blame my car and claim it took control away from me!

Economics

 

[DotSlash]

At least, they're okay.

Video game addiction.

 

[Scarim Coral]

It can't be worse than real drugs right?

SOPA

 

[SomeLameStuff]

It put to rest any doubt that governments are still being run by too-old men.

Slavery.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

It makes me stay awake in my classes!

Rainy days

 

[Scarim Coral]

It's a huge relief to places that are or was hot.

Chicken pox.

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

There's a chance of becoming a mutated chicken man!

No cellphone service

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

Less radiation in my ear.

Comic Sans

 

[doomspore98]

It allows people to not write in boring old times new roman.

a crab in your pants.

 

[DotSlash]

I won't fall asleep in class for a while.

Door to your house is locked, and key is inside.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I always wanted to break into my own house; it shows all the security loopholes!

Gambling all your money away

 

[StormShaun]

You have to spend money to make money right....right?

Your friend's (Is ugly, fat and bad at cooking) mum.