The Thread of Love

[DotSlash]

I don't have to see her every day.. or eat at their house all the time.

Projects assigned over break.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

More time to do it.

Flooding.

 

[Kae]

I get to use my sandbox boat as an actual boat again!
[sup][sup]Happened on 1997 IIIRC, my poor pet chicken and turtle got left behind at the house and then got recorded by the news helicopter!
[sup]The clip isn't on youtube though, I've looked for it.[/sup][/sup][/sup]

Failing to find evidence.

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

If you pay them enough you can swim in their pool and drink their wine.

Boss at work.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

He isn't the Pointy Haired Boss from Dilbert

Clogged toilets

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

Ensures your bowels aren't weak.

Farting in an elevator.

 

[DotSlash]

At least you know how it smells now.

Pages of private messages.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I'm worthy of attention!

Rap music

 

[DotSlash]

They have good beats.

MMO Tryhards.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Someone, somewhere is paying them to farm for gold

Broken equipment

 

[Kae]

It's fun to try to repair it! Or at least to dismantle it completely.

Getting a door slammed in your face.

 

[SomeLameStuff]

You get someone to vent your frustrations on for the next hour.

Fish fingers and custard.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

It cleanses humanity

Bleeding out

 

[PsychicTaco115]

It's a nice reminder from the power company to pay my bills!

Prostate exams

 

[DotSlash]

At least I don't have cancer.

Pulling all-nighters.

 

[StormShaun]

You can get more things done!

MLP haters. (Don't worry, I'm not a brony or anything)

 

[PsychicTaco115]

It shows how much time they for debating!

Iphone 5!