The Thread of Love

[Dr.Susse]

Helping stop flame wars since 193tbrufwglla.

Hail storms.

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

They're pretty scenic.

Syphilis.

 

[MrCollins]

You have sex to get it.

Boring droning lecturers.

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

Either you learn something or catch the sleep of a lifetime.

Viruses.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

It gets me off the computer!

Diet sodas

 

[Kae]

It's funny that my body rejects them by spitting them out of my nose.

Burning your arm.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

It will heal and become a funny story some day.

Stubbing your toe.

 

[Dr.Susse]

It gave birth to the "How was your trip?" joke.

corrupted save files.

 

[DotSlash]

At least now I can finally do that one thing I wanted to do...

Subzero temps.

 

[Rooster893]

That's why they made coats. And coats are awesome.

Game Grumps

 

[DJ_DEnM]

Proof that Egoraptor is still alive!

Microtransactions

 

[janjotat]

Save time if you have little to spare

Being homeless

 

[Kae]

It will heal and become a funny story some day.

But my skin is hot ´pink with brown and purple right now and there's not much to the story other than I accidentally dropped a tray I had just took out of the oven and caught it with my forearm and it stayed there for like 5 seconds...

OT: Well no rent, no taxes and the food is free[sub][sub]Though probably from the garbage...[sub]I actually interact with a lot of homeless people, throw food on purpose just to give them something to eat...[/sub][/sub][/sub]

Annoying Co-workers.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

That can count as a funny story...
OT: I don't have any, so never had to deal with them.

High school romance.

 

[Scarim Coral]

Romance is romance no matter how stupid it was back then.

EternalNothingness (the username on here before you asked.)

 

[MrCollins]

It didn't take the mods very long to ban him/her.

Sonic '06

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

A joke to unite gamers in mirth around the world.

Herpes.

 

[Scarim Coral]

It didn't take the mods very long to ban him/her.

Sonic '06

He's not banned just yet (I referring to him http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/EternalNothingness)

Anyway- It give a nasty looking scar.

Expired food.

 

[sagitel]

they kill the bacteria you have (along with you)

reaper

 

[Dr.Susse]

Don't fear the reaper is my favourite Blue oyster cult song.

You town has just been flooded.