The Thread of Love

[Johnny Novgorod]

It'll make a great Oscar bait movie.

Castration.

 

[MrCollins]

Boys those uh.... boys.... (not anymore) can sing.

Slavery

 

[Dr.Susse]

That whole sordid affair helped make Django unchained.

Cot death.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I have a clone, in a way!

Spilling your drink

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

You finally get around to cleaning your computer desk.

Dust.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Think of all the time I get to spend on the toilet!

Boring books

 

[Kae]

They make for excellent firewood.

Cockroaches.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

They will outlive us as a species.

Stupid people.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Someone has to pump the gas.

Screaming music.

 

[Kae]

Nice way to incapacitate your enemies, specially if it's one of those songs that starts calm and then suddenly the guy starts screaming his lungs out.

Battlefront 3's cancellation.
[sup][sup]Which people are still pissed about despite the fact that it was cancelled years ago.[/sup][/sup]

 

[Scde2]

...Because all that money it would have made would just corrupt the dev and publisher!

Cults.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

It's showing love in a different way! >.>

Clowns

 

[Scde2]

Usually mean well!

Encyclopedia Dramatica.

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

Fun if you're bored.

Bloody stumps.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I can put a chainsaw there!

Unfunny jokes

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

You're entitled to be condescending to the joker.

Fanfics.

 

[Scde2]

A great outlet for creativity!

Tentacles.