The Thread of Love

[PsychicTaco115]

They can be done ironically!

No toilet paper after you "dropped a load"

 

[Kae]

Well... You got me I can't think of anything possitive about that.

Not being pretty.

 

[thesilentman]

Well, at least I won't be oogled. Stupid pedophiles...

Being a cripple.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

You now have a story to tell.

Fake reviews.

 

[thesilentman]

I know how that reviewer reviews video game reviews.

Murder. >

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I get to be on the news!

Forced lobotomies

 

[thesilentman]

Slaves for the rest of their life! Power fantasy ahoy!

Forced impregnation... wait, we covered this one. How about tentacle rape? :-3

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

At least you won't get pregnant from it.
...
Usually.

Dating a girl with horribly strict parents.

 

[thesilentman]

You could charm the parents. :-D

Killing all dogs and cats.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

You'll get tons of XP for it.

No RPG stats irl.

 

[MrCollins]

You don't have to grind for XP.

Claustrophobia

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

Yo lead a healthy outdoors life.

Aracnophobia.

 

[thesilentman]

Who needs horror movies/books/games/etc when you have the real thing?

Fear of the bathroom.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I will never have to clean it now.

Next door mowing their lawn all day.

 

[thesilentman]

I can dream in plain sight *cough* and no one will know...

Getting a new gaming PC.

 

[Dr.Susse]

What's not to love!?

So much rain the only road out of town floods.

 

[MrCollins]

I enjoyed it.

I'm going to assume you said "when someone in the forum games forgets to put something for the next person to respond to".
At least I can make passive-aggressive comments, which is always fun.

[sub]Also, welcome to the escapist; Have fun, Stay out of the basement, and if anything goes wrong, blame Kross.[/sub]

E.T. for the ATARI.

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

It sank Atari and paved the way to Nintendo's supremacy.

Car bombs.