The Thread of Love

[Dr.Susse]

It's better than letting a car go to a scrap yard to just rust.

The black plague.

 

[thesilentman]

At least I can tell for sure when I'm going to die instead of whining about it.

Buried alive.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Yes I can finaly practice that one inch punch.

A power outage happening right before a save point in a game.

 

[thesilentman]

You get to replay an epic part in the game.

Your thread gets locked, sunk, and deleted.

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

I... uh... get to make a better thread?

Broken links.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Good I didn't want to see that goatse anyway.

No food in the cupboard.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

It allows me to go out and get food I want!

Justin Timberlake

 

[thesilentman]

I can hypnotize all the pop loving sheep! BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!

Mind control on your girlfriend or other important person.

 

[Kae]

I have an important person!

Small touch screens.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

It gives me an excuse not to trim my fingernails

$50 T-shirts

 

[thesilentman]

Use it for my fireplace.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I have nothing bad to say about blank space!

Empty soda cans

 

[Dr.Susse]

Yes 10 cents!

Thinking you keep hearing noises even though there is nobody else home.

 

[thesilentman]

Well, I at least know that burglars won't break into my house.

Falling off of a cliff.

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

You get an interesting tombstone.

Barbra Streisand.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

South Park made a very funny episode of her.

St. Anger.

 

[The Night Angel]

Is a saint??? Also, releasing anger is good and cathartic and all that, so... yea...

The 3d sonic games?

 

[thesilentman]

Nice speed platforming.

Aliens: Colonial Marines.

 

[Basement Cat]

Unquestionably far superior to ANY video game EVER released in the 1970's!!!

The continuing expansion of the Sahara Desert.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Laurence of Arabia 2. I'd watch that.

A seven day working week.