The Thread of Love

[Neuromancer]

They are sometimes fun to listen to.

End-of-the-world doomsayers

 

[Headsprouter]

They're not entirely wrong.

Bad movies.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

They give you something to moan about.

The radio.

 

[Headsprouter]

It's good background noise.

Fanboys/girls.

 

[Dalek Caan]

At least their dedicated.

Sparkly Vampires.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

They're pretty to look at! Also, they're much less imposing/threatening than your standard vampy.

Being wrong.

 

[Teoes]

It cultivates a humble and modest personality.

A swift kick in the nuts.

 

[Neuromancer]

It reminds you that you should probably guard your nuts next time.

Constant agony.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

It gives you a newfound appreciation for the times when you're not in pain.

Being alone.

 

[MammothBlade]

At least you can walk around in your birthday suit and no-one will care.

An insane asylum.

 

[EeveeElectro]

At least you know your mental state could be much worse.

Getting a stitch.

 

[MammothBlade]

At least you don't have to run any more...

Rabid dogs.

 

[Neuromancer]

There is a great classic movie revolving around one.

Serial Killers.

 

[MammothBlade]

They know how to have a party.

Charles Manson.

 

[Teoes]

The guy's got charisma.

Nintendo.

 

[MammothBlade]

Their consoles don't break easily.

Atari.

 

[EeveeElectro]

Masters of old school gaming.

Getting arrested.

 

[Headsprouter]

That'll learn ya.

Broken glass.

 

[username sucks]

The shards make nice shivs when no knife is handy.

Tornados

 

[Headsprouter]

They're friggin' cool.

Greedy Corporations.