The Thread of Love

[Fjartholf]

You could look at nude people in a respectable magazine without feeling guilty, when they ran that campaign.


Games for Windows Live

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

It lets my old XBL friends know that I'm still alive.

Airport security.

 

[Dr.Susse]

They certainly turn up for their jobs everyday.

Hangovers.

 

[SomeLameStuff]

Well, they really shower me with attention!

A worm in a fruit. After you bit into it.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I get some extra nutrients that I need to live!

Being kicked in the schlong

 

[Dangit2019]

I think of the word "schlong" and become healed by the wonderful powers of Yiddish.

Muse experimenting with dubstep.

 

[Dangit2019]

Free stuff?

My new avatar!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

She's a sassy, independent white woman who don't need no man!

Police brutality

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

Keeps the hippies in line.

Ebola

 

[PsychicTaco115]

It's named after a river, that's always something!

Straitjackets

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

They're fun to break out of.

Heroin

 

[Dangit2019]

If it weren't for heroin, how would Guns n' Roses have a career?

Crappy reboots

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

It can make people curious about the original!

Creepy robots.

 

[Dangit2019]

They can also be creepy sex robots! Wait, is that good or bad?

Uh, the wife-arm plot twist in Bionic Commando.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I never played that game!

Bratty children.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

The fantasies about their murders are great stress relief!

Getting caught fapping in public

 

[Dangit2019]

They're lucky to get to see this.

Seeing your friends/relatives naked.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I can see make sure they're not porn stars

Giant spiders

 

[Dangit2019]

They make great boss battles.

The Extra Credits debacle.