The Thread of Love

[thesilentman]

I can lose weight.

Cancer.

 

[thesilentman]

I can finish my backlog now.

Dick moves by unhappy corporations.

 

[Headsprouter]

At least... at least... at.. least... at least we have something to complain about.

Rabies.

 

[Dangit2019]

The Doctor gives you a lollipop after he gives you the shot.

Pets shitting on the floor.

 

[EeveeElectro]

At least I know my pets are having the correct bowel movements! No constipation, they could die from that.

Erectile dysfunction.

 

[Neuromancer]

Now I have an excuse to NOT get laid!

Cockroach stuck in your ear.

 

[kailus13]

Gives you an excuse to stay away from people.

Rotten apples.

 

[thenageone]

damn fine fertilizer

appendicitis

 

[Mocmocman]

Get rid of unwanted appendixes.
Those who hate kittens

 

[kailus13]

Often like puppies.

Flashing gifs.

 

[Headsprouter]

They're more intense than regular gifs.

Mispronunciations.

 

[kailus13]

They allow for funny posts on the internet.

The Spice Girls.

 

[Headsprouter]

They don't burn the roof of your mouth.

Human nature.

 

[Neuromancer]

We do have some possitive qualities.

Meaninglessness.

 

[kailus13]

Means that your failures don't matter either.

Corpses.

 

[Headsprouter]

Probably the least harmful thing to "rape". I don't condone it, however.

Taking things too seriously.

 

[kailus13]

Can lead to things getting done.

Dull blades.

 

[Goofguy]

Still good for poking things.

A punch to the face.

 

[Dr.Susse]

A great song by Frezal Rhomb.

Curb stomping.