The Thread of Uncomfortable Truths

[Jedamethis]

Don't worry, I can keep a secret.
But, really? That is one...man. Croikey. Pfff. How did you even...ugh.

I was young.

I needed the money.

I was hungry.

And, in my defense, that dog looked might delicious in the dark.

What?! That's worse than- Eeeew!
Oh, Jesus! You- was there any-Buh?!

Oh, oh god. I need brain bleach. How old were you?!

 

[Sevre]

Every time a halo thread is posted I die a little inside.

 

[Celtic_Kerr]

Deep down, at the very core of my soul...I know I could be the bad guy.

And it's knowing that, and still being the good guy, that makes you a wonderful person.

Omg. That strip made me lol. I swear a little wee came out.

O.O
*uncomfortable mental picture*

OT: I could sit for hours imagining Greyfox, Aylaine and Cassita.
How's that for uncomfortable.

Oh, hi, Jed. Didn't see you there... Guess you read that, huh? Yeah, lol... The things we say on the internet, huh?...

Only a little wee, I swear!

I'ma, uh, go... Over there... and um... go.....

/uncomfortable exit

I. READ. EVERYTHING.
Even that note you found that one time at school. Yes. That one.

So you know about.. And... What about? That too?!

Oh god...

Don't worry, I can keep a secret.
But, really? That is one...man. Croikey. Pfff. How did you even...ugh.

I call lies! He told me about how you treat your house hold objects like women!

Keep her secrets me arse XD

 

[Jedamethis]

Don't worry, I can keep a secret.
But, really? That is one...man. Croikey. Pfff. How did you even...ugh.

I was young.

I needed the money.

I was hungry.

And, in my defense, that dog looked might delicious in the dark.

What?! That's worse than- Eeeew!
Oh, Jesus! You- was there any-Buh?!

Oh, oh god. I need brain bleach. How old were you?!

Oh, you weren't talking about that? Oh... Damn...

Oh, thank god. I thought, ugh. It's still disgusting though.

 

[Palademon]

I'm sorry if this is too offensive, but it's something that I use as an uncomfortable truth.
Everyone's penis has been inside their mother and that includes your father being inside your grandmother.

 

[Hattmeister]

People often tell me that I don't use my full potential in school. That's not true. I do. I just suck.

 

[Vilcus]

Every year on average you swallow about 3 spiders in your sleep.

That's actually a myth. It was started during a University study to see how gullible people were. They sent it out in emails and made it look professional.

OT: Bees help the world more than you ever will.

 

[Something Amyss]

I'm broken.

Well, it makes me uncomfortable.

 

[Celtic_Kerr]

Omg. That strip made me lol. I swear a little wee came out.

And whe winner, for making me laugh my ass off at work to the point of my boss wondering what's wrong with me is.....

 

[Vilcus]

When you die it won't be with dignity, no matter what you say.