The Thread of Uncomfortable Truths

[Daipire]

Somewhere around the world, a baby just died.

 

[Celtic_Kerr]

straight men enjoy anal sex just as much as gay men.

I fail to see how anyone could enjoy it.

The truth should be more like: that face means 'ouch'.

its called your Prostate and one way or another someday someone will stick a finger up your butt and go looking for it.

o.o

A) No.

B) Just no.

C) Nothing goes anywhere near my bottom, thank you.

This conversation is creeping me out and yet making me laugh my ass off at the same time

 

[Lord_Panzer]

Deep down, at the very core of my soul...I know I could be the bad guy.

I don't think I'd be alone in saying I'd pay to see that for a day. The sheer size of the juxtaposition would be enough to tear a hole in space-time.

 

[Glamorgan]

Uncomfortable truths?
I hate every single aspect of me.

So does pretty much everyone else. Practically the only girl who ever liked me as more than a friend, is now in a close relationship with a guy I hate. And I think I'm getting feelings for her.

I see her pretty much every day, and I'm dying inside.

How was that for uncomfortable?

 

[Celtic_Kerr]

Omg. That strip made me lol. I swear a little wee came out.

And whe winner, for making me laugh my ass off at work to the point of my boss wondering what's wrong with me is.....

Can't say I'm sorry.

Don't say sorry, you made my day

 

[Eumersian]

The uncomfortable truth that sometimes things don't work out the way you expect them to.

 

[Jedamethis]

Deep down, at the very core of my soul...I know I could be the bad guy.

And it's knowing that, and still being the good guy, that makes you a wonderful person.

Omg. That strip made me lol. I swear a little wee came out.

O.O
*uncomfortable mental picture*

OT: I could sit for hours imagining Greyfox, Aylaine and Cassita.
How's that for uncomfortable.

Oh, hi, Jed. Didn't see you there... Guess you read that, huh? Yeah, lol... The things we say on the internet, huh?...

Only a little wee, I swear!

I'ma, uh, go... Over there... and um... go.....

/uncomfortable exit

I. READ. EVERYTHING.
Even that note you found that one time at school. Yes. That one.

So you know about.. And... What about? That too?!

Oh god...

Don't worry, I can keep a secret.
But, really? That is one...man. Croikey. Pfff. How did you even...ugh.

I call lies! He told me about how you treat your house hold objects like women!

Keep her secrets me arse XD

Sssh! That was a different one.

 

[MadCapMunchkin]

Someone, somewhere, is using this post for Rule 34. Don't ask how, they just are.

 

[conzan]

your a nerd...yes you are
everyone talks about you behind your back
only two people post in threads like these
1) funny people
2) depressing people who want to make everyone else feel as bad as them
which one are you?
the cake is not a lie
sarcasm is the lowest form of wit but its still funny
if your attractive your going to be a dick to a lot of people

 

[Jefw]

Alot of the atoms of which you consist previously belonged to other people.

 

[Celtic_Kerr]

straight men enjoy anal sex just as much as gay men.

I fail to see how anyone could enjoy it.

The truth should be more like: that face means 'ouch'.

its called your Prostate and one way or another someday someone will stick a finger up your butt and go looking for it.

o.o

A) No.

B) Just no.

C) Nothing goes anywhere near my bottom, thank you.

This conversation is creeping me out and yet making me laugh my ass off at the same time

Glad you're having a good time.

I'm squeezing my ass-cheeks together and looking over my shoulder.

HAHAHA! Sexual harassment... PANDA!

 

[icyneesan]

I am not a 12 year old little girl who lives in California

Somewhere around the world, a baby just died.

I lol'd really really hard.

 

[Celtic_Kerr]

Deep down, at the very core of my soul...I know I could be the bad guy.

And it's knowing that, and still being the good guy, that makes you a wonderful person.

Omg. That strip made me lol. I swear a little wee came out.

O.O
*uncomfortable mental picture*

OT: I could sit for hours imagining Greyfox, Aylaine and Cassita.
How's that for uncomfortable.

Oh, hi, Jed. Didn't see you there... Guess you read that, huh? Yeah, lol... The things we say on the internet, huh?...

Only a little wee, I swear!

I'ma, uh, go... Over there... and um... go.....

/uncomfortable exit

I. READ. EVERYTHING.
Even that note you found that one time at school. Yes. That one.

So you know about.. And... What about? That too?!

Oh god...

Don't worry, I can keep a secret.
But, really? That is one...man. Croikey. Pfff. How did you even...ugh.

I call lies! He told me about how you treat your house hold objects like women!

Keep her secrets me arse XD

Sssh! That was a different one.

OH! Right, the one where you admitted to being her secret stalker

 

[Lord_Panzer]

your a nerd...yes you are
everyone talks about you behind your back
only two people post in threads like these
1) funny people
2) depressing people who want to make everyone else feel as bad as them
which one are you?
the cake is not a lie
sarcasm is the lowest form of wit but its still funny
if your attractive your going to be a dick to a lot of people

Puns are, actually.

The more you know!

 

[conzan]

your a nerd...yes you are
everyone talks about you behind your back
only two people post in threads like these
1) funny people
2) depressing people who want to make everyone else feel as bad as them
which one are you?
the cake is not a lie
sarcasm is the lowest form of wit but its still funny
if your attractive your going to be a dick to a lot of people

Puns are, actually.

The more you know!

actually I think catchphrases are (AKA sketch shows that do the same joke ever single show)

 

[Jedamethis]

Deep down, at the very core of my soul...I know I could be the bad guy.

And it's knowing that, and still being the good guy, that makes you a wonderful person.

Omg. That strip made me lol. I swear a little wee came out.

O.O
*uncomfortable mental picture*

OT: I could sit for hours imagining Greyfox, Aylaine and Cassita.
How's that for uncomfortable.

Oh, hi, Jed. Didn't see you there... Guess you read that, huh? Yeah, lol... The things we say on the internet, huh?...

Only a little wee, I swear!

I'ma, uh, go... Over there... and um... go.....

/uncomfortable exit

I. READ. EVERYTHING.
Even that note you found that one time at school. Yes. That one.

So you know about.. And... What about? That too?!

Oh god...

Don't worry, I can keep a secret.
But, really? That is one...man. Croikey. Pfff. How did you even...ugh.

I call lies! He told me about how you treat your house hold objects like women!

Keep her secrets me arse XD

Sssh! That was a different one.

OH! Right, the one where you admitted to being her secret stalker

Secret?

Glad you're having a good time.

I'm squeezing my ass-cheeks together and looking over my shoulder.

;D

 

[zehydra]

a lot of what people value in society is based on tradition, or advertisement.

 

[conzan]

everything you read here is a lie

your family do love you