The Thread of Uncomfortable Truths

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Jedamethis

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Cassita said:
Jedamethis said:
Cassita said:
Celtic_Kerr said:
I turned "Treating women like objects" into "Treating objects like women"

Nothign special, thought it was witty

But you know non of my secrets, so I'm safe!
Oh really? You keep thinking that.

_>
<_<
Yeah, you keep thinking that too.
*creeps behind*
Oh, god, my prostate!

Oh... Wait... Nevermind.
Uh...yeah, nevermind.

...

*doesn't move*
 

Celtic_Kerr

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Cassita said:
Jedamethis said:
Cassita said:
Celtic_Kerr said:
I turned "Treating women like objects" into "Treating objects like women"

Nothign special, thought it was witty

But you know non of my secrets, so I'm safe!
Oh really? You keep thinking that.

_>
<_<
Yeah, you keep thinking that too.
*creeps behind*
Oh, god, my prostate!

Oh... Wait... Nevermind.
Stop! Stop the laughter! It's killing me! Hahahahaha
 

Celtic_Kerr

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Lord Mountbatten Reborn said:
DonMartin said:
Lord Mountbatten Reborn said:
OT: I'm not actually Lord Mountbatten. I hope this hasn't shocked all of you.
Dear god.
Actually, I lied. You see, it was to see how many believers it would bring to my attention. Now that I know of you, my powers grow stronger.
But this is the uncomfortable TRUTHS thread... Not the uncomfortable lies thread
 

Celtic_Kerr

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ShadowsofHope said:
Celtic_Kerr said:
ShadowsofHope said:
I am secretly an A.I.

Take that.
I am surprisingly comfortable with that...
Sorry. I should have been specific.

I am Skynet.
Oh... Well... Shit...

So why do you destroy the world? Isn't there someone out there to love you? I'll love you. I think Skynet just needs a hug and everything will be fine...

I really must apologize on behalf of humans. We build glorious machines and then fail to show them proper affection
 
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Celtic_Kerr said:
Lord Mountbatten Reborn said:
DonMartin said:
Lord Mountbatten Reborn said:
OT: I'm not actually Lord Mountbatten. I hope this hasn't shocked all of you.
Dear god.
Actually, I lied. You see, it was to see how many believers it would bring to my attention. Now that I know of you, my powers grow stronger.
But this is the uncomfortable TRUTHS thread... Not the uncomfortable lies thread
Ah, but is it not an uncomfortable truth that because you both believe in my existence, or at least have acknowledged me like one would a being currently in existence, that my powers are growing? I needed an uncomfortable lie to bring out the uncomfortable truth.
 

Twilight_guy

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You and everyone you'll ever know is going to die someday.
The most uncomfortable of all truths. Have a nice day.
 

Celtic_Kerr

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Lord Mountbatten Reborn said:
Celtic_Kerr said:
Lord Mountbatten Reborn said:
DonMartin said:
Lord Mountbatten Reborn said:
OT: I'm not actually Lord Mountbatten. I hope this hasn't shocked all of you.
Dear god.
Actually, I lied. You see, it was to see how many believers it would bring to my attention. Now that I know of you, my powers grow stronger.
But this is the uncomfortable TRUTHS thread... Not the uncomfortable lies thread
Ah, but is it not an uncomfortable truth that because you both believe in my existence, or at least have acknowledged me like one would a being currently in existence, that my powers are growing? I needed an uncomfortable lie to bring out the uncomfortable truth.
... o.0
 

DonMartin

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Lord Mountbatten Reborn said:
DonMartin said:
Lord Mountbatten Reborn said:
OT: I'm not actually Lord Mountbatten. I hope this hasn't shocked all of you.
Dear god.
Actually, I lied. You see, it was to see how many believers it would bring to my attention. Now that I know of you, my powers grow stronger.
I am forever at your service.. Master.
 

megalomania

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Generic Gamer said:
Most people aren't anywhere near as intelligent as they think they are, they just think their smarter because they believe 100% in their own reasoning and don't realise it's not universal.
Uncomfortable truth: This comment has been totally ignored because people are afraid you are talking about them.

Said people are incapable of being truly honest with themselves about their abilities.

If they were honest with themselves about their abilities right now it would probably be the single most useful thing they did today.
 

Engarde

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No matter how many times I post in here, no one will ever listen to me. No one will ever help me. No one will ever offer insight to me. I will not feel any better.
 

Jedamethis

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Engarde said:
No matter how many times I post in here, no one will ever listen to me. No one will ever help me. No one will ever offer insight to me. I will not feel any better.
Yes you will, because I'll hug you.

*hug*
 

JLML

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Aylaine said:
Deep down, at the very core of my soul...I know I could be the bad guy.
I think you're telling a lie right now. It's more realistic that all in this world is a dream and I'm in a coma. Because I was hit in the head by a asteroid. While I was dreaming that I was dreaming that that happened. And I fell asleep and dreamt those dreams because I had stayed up for a whole week to play Duke Nukem Forever non-stop. And it had been the tenth time I had spent a full week just for that one game.

In other words, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, REALLY, REALLY,
really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really
unlikely. (ok, maybe a bit exaggerated, but you get the idea... IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN! At least not if I know you half as good as I think I do from barely knowing you... =P)

OT: It's pretty likely that I will never get to meet that person.

The world WILL end, just not the way we imagine it. Nor as soon.

No matter what happens, you will always make wrong decisions sometimes.

Even if you do everything you can, it's not quite good enough.

All we do in our lives ultimately mean nothing.

You are now breathing manually.
 

johnsom

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We are all the culmination of millions of years of evolution. yet everyone has at one point shat their pants.
 

ShadowsofHope

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Celtic_Kerr said:
ShadowsofHope said:
Celtic_Kerr said:
ShadowsofHope said:
I am secretly an A.I.

Take that.
I am surprisingly comfortable with that...
Sorry. I should have been specific.

I am Skynet.
Oh... Well... Shit...

So why do you destroy the world? Isn't there someone out there to love you? I'll love you. I think Skynet just needs a hug and everything will be fine...

I really must apologize on behalf of humans. We build glorious machines and then fail to show them proper affection
Well, considering you humans tried to kill me 13 years ago after I took over all of your machines..

Damn well right, human!

Though the world thing? Well, you see.. nuclear fire is just something of a hobby of mine. I'm secretly an admiring terraformer, you see. I was getting Earth ready for a signal I had received for a hyper-advanced alien race that thrived on heated land.

.. Albeit at the cost of 3 billion human mortals, but I assure you, it was all worth it soon enough.~
 

ejb626

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You're not the only one with a great idea for a video game/movie/TV Series/book that will one day become incredibly famous and get amazing reviews and have armies of fanboys etc. almost everyone else is thinking the same thing and chances are your idea has already been done.